ze Dawgzhed news update

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  1. Butt Trumpet

    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    Gleetings, vun and all, it is I, you most attlactive member of ze news team and mesmeliser of ze vimmen, Mr Dlacula! :mrdracula::cheer:

    Here is ze news, vaggots:

    - Zatoli Blah made a goodbye thlead, claiming he has better zings to do zan post here, vis his fiancee and zhit. Ze tluth is he has been butthult beyond all lecognition by ze new tag champions Bobtlaw and Easy Yesus. Blah vill be back.

    - Ze Chleeza/Schmorpy feud continues to escalate. Chleeza is making Scherpy melt by ignoling heem.

    - Cheli likes egg in her zalads and makes burp bubbles vis Chivas baby batter.

    - Hairblush magnate ze Sheev has employed sad gummy daughter ignorer Lever as a phone fluffer. Many believe it is zchtick, and zat Sheev has conspired vis vaggot Lever in plivate to vock vis us all. Vell played, Sheev. Vell played.

    - Dr Zublux gontinues to be univelsally ignoled by most posters, but is tlying vely hard vis his veird pictures and zhit.

    - Dalk Fliday is vell on his vay to being cleepiest mod on ze board, vis his veird leetle emoticons and zhit in evely thlead, vis many members vondeling vhat ze vock use he is. Zis leporter believes he vill be zhit canned pletty vocking soon.

    - Dleam Theatre continues to be a clinging, unvunny piece of zhit.

    -Anfkeed vas donated a keedney, but Hal dlopped it on ze floor. Vocking verevolves...

    - Thad is back and has aleady made a contloversial thlead legarding zad zack suicidal IB40. Ve velcome you, Thad.

    - Lumballs is making vaves in ze Bar and is quickly making a name vor heemself vis his gooking thleads.

    Zis has been Mr Dlacula vor ze Dawgzhed News. :mrdracula:
     
  2. Shedding Skin

    Shedding Skin Damp Banned User

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    gay
     
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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    What about Cheesecake Factory
     
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    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    seems like Dracula is biased toward the SB crowd.
     
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    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    Taken as vocking evidence.
     
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    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day VIP

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    The anfkeed one made choke on my Dr. Pepper.
     
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  8. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Vat?? Vat do I hav to do to be newsvorthy, O Count Drac???
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    "Gay" might've been interesting, like if his schtick was Paul Lynde's ghost or something.
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    I demand a traction! :grad:
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I was just watching this a few days ago, what are your feelings on it?


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    Schmorpy/Scherpy :jj:
     
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    Now I know
     
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    You got to change it up vonce in a vhile, chubby.
     
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    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    Im gompiling a file.
     
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    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    I do not gare vor Keanu, ze lest vas not too bad.
     
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    and all that happened today? big news day. :up: