Iv been busy, so vock yoouuuu. Zanks to Beeg Vaggy for making me love ze news again. ITS BUTTHULT MONTH AT DAWGZHED!! heer: - Zchmorpy is going more insane by ze day. Flom posting personal info to infecting thleads vis ze Schmippy Vilal Load, his descent into insanity is ztartling, even to zis hardened cocksmith. His veirdness knows no bounds, vis ze latest deleted thlead going down in a Schmurphy pelsonal info voltex. Zis leporter fears he is becoming ze vely zing he plotests about. - Neesise is tulning on evelyvun. Flom Engaged Cheecken to yours tluly, about evely second veekend anozzer Bar member is stluck off ze list and defliended out of a slow moving car (@Zhean). Vhen asked to ploduce evidence of zis intlepid leporter insulting her, zhe could not. - Zhean5150, aka Power Fliendzoned, aka Zelonius Monkey got butthult and left ze site after an epic zuccessful tloll job by Hair Glooming Ploduct Magnate, Sheevy. He zen vent on ze Vacebook and defliended Duesday and Chleeza, vhich really showed zem! Ve at ze Dawgzhed News Team urge you to call an ambulance if you see a sad Glizzly Adams falling out of slow moving vehicle. - Meck got kung food off ze zite vor allegedly posting personal info on Zchmilfy, vis Dawg callng him a cleepy vaggot. Meck vas le instated about 24 hours later after a posting lampage at ze deader-zan-Bella SFN. - Sheev vas called out by a bong vielding mod vor being vull of zhit. No vun seems to disaglee as yet. - Duesdays boyfliend thlows talcum up her blown vinking asshole as part of zeir sex play. Vhat ze vock... - Daveindiego got vely butthult and is now posting exclusively on ze SFN after learning ze hard tluth on zis site legardng him being a vaggot. Harden up, neeger. As usual, my avard vinning, unbiased leport is open vor you comments. Good day.