Ze Independant News bulletin

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  1. Harambe Burrito

    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    ..vis you host Mr Dlacula!

    :mrdracula:

    - In a zhock modelator decision today, Geel butt vocked Golleen light off ze board, ZHOT DEAD!!
    - Golleen deed not like to be tlolled by Gonye Vest about her gancer, and melted, bosting a PM flom ze Dawg.
    - Mlaw got shlapnel and voke up flom a nap, vhich gaused ze on-ignole P-B to get all bott hurt and accuse ze vell lespected Lawyer a cheat een a contest flom SFN 34 years ago. Ze vallout gontinues.
    - Cheli ees ztill mallied to ze Flankenztein, and zays Chleeza has zettled down een hees tlolling, but galls for action to be taken on Gonye Vest.
    - Against all odds, Lemmy ees ztill a Modelator.
    - Gelliejean vas being all attention vhorey and vas told to get ze vock out of Gilaets thlead.

    - Bobtlaw vas een gleat vorm today, vely intelested een meeting Vife ees a Vhore and dlunken piece of zhit Howievood/Vhil McClacken.
    - Dleam Zeatre ztill has leetle to no likes on any of hees postings on ze board. He gontinues to cleep on ze vomen posters at Dawgjed.
    - Zalnie is ztill beng ignoled by just about evelybody on ze board.
    - Mr 950, vas outed as zome vaggot named Mike and vas accused of multiple mults, he then apologised like a beetch and backed off.
    - Galy gontinues to bait Geel, and his ladio zhow ees looking like et vill not happen.
    - AG gontinues to ask about ze taste of hees balls.
    - Neezie ees meesing and zees leporter has learned zhe ztill hates EC and zey have not yet made up.

    Mr Dlacula zigning off for ze Independent News, ,tay tuned vor more bulletins as zey gome to vocking hand.
     
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  2. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Lemmy mention! :yes:
     
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  3. Harambe Burrito

    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    Conglatulations, Lemmy.
     
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  4. Psyche

    Psyche Freethinker

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    [​IMG]
     
  5. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    My head hurts now.
     
  6. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    i'm going to need a little time here. but while i'm reading...


    :jj: bravo
     
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  7. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    :spit:
     
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  8. VarmintSam

    VarmintSam Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    this is why you're POY bro.
     
  9. Cheri

    Cheri Skunk VIP

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    I think we have our news reporter :jj:
     
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  10. larryluncg

    larryluncg Empty VIP Gold

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    Will Sipawitz get a second chance as the worst news guy ever?
    Not that there's anything wrong with that?
     
  11. Harambe Burrito

    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    I m independant, Cheli.
     
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  12. Gator

    Gator What?

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    How can you tell?
     
  13. Harambe Burrito

    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    Zipavitz vas butt vocked light off ze vocking board.
     
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  14. Psyche

    Psyche Freethinker

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    :pray:

    @Vashier
     
  15. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    i think i was close to a heart attack or seizure.

    you win, mr dracula.
     
  16. Harambe Burrito

    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    Go avay, leptile.
     
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  17. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. VIP

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    Zat took me 10 minutes to lead, but it vas totally vorth it. :jj:
     
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    :lol:
     
  19. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    only Longhorn makes me laugh so hard after i'm done reading a thread.

    you are in select company, drac.
     
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  20. Gator

    Gator What?

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    I wanna see "Gator" in Drac. You also go to leptile.

    Very lazy :coffee: