Stern Show Zika born baby in New Jersey suffers BeetleJuice ailment (microcephaly)

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  1. GaryPuppet

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    (CNN)A baby girl with Zika virus-related microcephaly was born in New Jersey on Tuesday, hospital officials said.

    "The mother is stable, obviously sad, which is the normal emotional reaction given the situation," said Dr. Abdulla Al-Khan, director of maternal and fetal medicine at Hackensack University Medical Center.
    The mother is visiting the United States from Honduras and does not want to be identified.
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    Hawaii baby born with microcephaly had Zika infection

    This is the second known case of a baby born with Zika-related birth defects in the United States. The first baby was born in Hawaii.
    Doctors first examined the mother when she came to the medical center Friday. Ultrasound screening revealed the baby had "significant microcephaly," he said. Babies with microcephaly have small brains and heads.
    The baby also had calcification and dilated ventricles in the brain, according to Al-Khan.
    Tests were done to rule out other causes of these abnormalities.
    "When I saw her today, I was pretty much convinced this was a Zika-affected baby," he said.
     
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    If it was known, why didn't they abort it?
     
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    Notice how the mother is "visiting" from Honduras. She knew about the issue in Honduras and chose to have the baby in the U.S. for the medical care and most likely citizenship. I guess the socialized medicine of other countries didn't work out for her "visit".
     
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    Religious beliefs probably, or because now it's a US citizen!
     
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    In 16 years Beetlejuice can get a date
     
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    All these athletes who are skipping the Olympics are smart cookies.
     
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    They should rename the condition Beetlejuice Aliment.
     
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    I'm waiting for Chris Christie to "weigh" in with his thoughts.

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    Edit: That was a fat joke
     
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    She's no dummy. That kid's gonna cost the taxpayers millions.
     
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    Thanks mom, from a NJ small business owner and tax payer.
     
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    Sanders will take care of the kids education its free
     
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    You should get a special sticker at tax time you can put on your lapel that says "Proudly subsidizing Obamacare and that fucking newborn Zika retard"
     
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    Don't worry the plumbers union got the bill. Tony Soprano
     
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    She's Honduran. It's very likely an old man who wears a dress at the place she hangs out on Sundays told her not to.
     
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    Doesn't really matter. It was probably going to just be on the dole anyway.
     
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    #RetardedAnchorBabyLivesMatter
     
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    The Washinton Post is reporting that the "Hondurian woman" wanted to have the baby here because she had family here and she was going to get treatment for her Zika.
    So you and the rest of New Jersey are on the hook for momma's treatment, taking care of the kid, most likely all the hospital bills for everything associated, and most likely the welfare payments.

    How does that make you feel?
     
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    Since the baby is a female.

    Fast forward 18 years on her first "date"
    Guy drives her home from first date, they kiss and say goodnight.
    Guy says to her "how about giving me a little head before you go" :happyhappy:
     
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    Deport!
     
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