Zimbabwe: Lion Mauls Woman to Death as She has Sex with Lover

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    A lion killed a woman while she was having sex in the bush with her boyfriend, reports have emerged. He managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom.

    The woman, identified as Sharai Mawera, was mauled to death in the attack in Mahombekombe, Kariba in Zimbabwe. She was severely injured in her neck and stomach.
    Her boyfriend, a fisherman who was not identified, heard the lion roar, MyZimbabwe reported. They had been having sex in a sideways position and he managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom.
    He turned back to see Mawera being mauled and rushed to a nearby road for help.
    Motorists refused to stop, however. As he was naked, it is presumed that many thought he was suffering from mental health problems.
    A source said: "Later on people heard his plea and accompanied him to the police station, where he reported the matter.
     
  2. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    Fucking savages.













    too soon?
     
  3. sfgirl

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    Sex with girlfriend or raped?
    At least he was wearing a condom, but I guess it doesn't matter anymore for her.

    Too soon?
     
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    Condoms :jj: Only sailors use condoms!
     
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    Ribbed for his protection...
     
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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    In mother Zimbabwe, lion eats you!
     
  7. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Played at Sharai's funeral.

    [video=youtube;_LBmUwi6mEo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LBmUwi6mEo[/video]
     
  8. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Nothing sexier than laying in the African dirt getting it on. Think the prospect of sudden horrific death was a turn on?
     
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    Everyone's a winner.
     
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    Crazy that you can still be eaten by a Lion in 2013 Africa.


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  11. Donkeyboy2190

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    Motorist refused to stop??

    I can't imagine why someone wouldn't stop for a naked black dude with a boner:facepalm:
     
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    well....... did he cum?
     
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    you sayin a real brother would of stayed and finished.. now that would be a story
     
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    and how many times?
     
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    I totally believed it ... until you said some African was wearing a condom.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    A women was killed by a lion in California today, no sex involved
     
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    The sad part is that they killed the Lion for being a Lion. .. That stupid bitch gets no sympathy from me
     
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    The sad part is that they killed the Lion for being a Lion. .. That stupid bitch gets no sympathy from me
     
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    Where's a Jackie laugh when you need one.