WTF Zipper Vagina!!! (NSFW Link)

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  1. DiamondGoddess

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    http://imgur.com/Df90hmv

    I can't make this shit up!!!

    :facepalm:

    Chick in dom/sub relationship and body mod has a zipper implanted over her vag.
     
  2. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    good tag
    :)
     
  3. DuckDong

    DuckDong Well-Known Member

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    Zip it cunt
     
  4. Walygatr

    Walygatr VIP Extreme Gold

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    I hate to get me wiener stuck in it! Ouch!

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    sumtexan Consentido de Dios Gold

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    That looks like one of the worst ideas ever. Besides permanently ruining her flaps, that has to feel like shit for any guy actually using that orifice. And, that's gotta trap piss in there, which I'm guessing is not a good thing. Did she do the same thing to her keister?
     
  6. Jayla

    Jayla Holding out for a Chad or a Normie Gold

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    Golly. What ever happened to light spanking?
     
  7. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    That's soooo 1998, Jayla!!!

    :c
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Beyond gross
     
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    well that's enough internet for today. Thanks
     
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    I prefer button-fly.
     
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    What will they think of next
     
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    Under/Over on how many of her mother's boyfriends got to her. I figure 6 makes a fair wager.
     
  13. Reverend Maynard

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    Half of my graduating class needed one of those. #singlemothers
     
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    After cringing, my first though was "boy her gynecologist is in for a surprise"
     
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  17. PSU Shower Room

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    I would guess she doesn't have that installed all the time. Doesn't seem like it would be to comfortable (for her or a dude).

    She can the zippers out by unscrewing the balls at the end of the barbells.
     
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  18. I invented that

    I invented that Moderator Staff Member

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    Oh mom.
     
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    sumtexan Consentido de Dios Gold

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    Funny thing is that I actually heard my mom's voice in my head as I looked disapprovingly at her bedazzled junk. Twice.
     
  20. YodaQuiversStern

    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    Like that will look any better!