Zombie apocalypse hits NY, what does Howard do?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    zombie apocalypse hits New York... Howard's kids and staff are waiting to be let into Howard's huge panic room or

    face a horrible death...

    But Howard only has enough food for 3 people....

    Who lives? Who does he let die for sure?

    Bonus question'


    Howard can save the gay dude that fixes his wig or Gary's kids and Fred's daughter.. what comes next?




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    oh and this picture is how my hang over feels right now :fever:
     
  2. Douchebag 007

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    he trolls the streets of Manhattan looking for thick veiny zombie cock....?
     
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    if youre in NY and start seeing a bunch of male zombie victims with a gaping wound instead of a crotch you might know that Howard didnt make it
     
  4. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    wow it only took :35 seconds for a zombie cock reference..

    impressive
     
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    HA! he is taking SternForce One and getting the fuck outta dodge. He will have hired Blackwater to protect his properties, but he will not return till all is ok.


    EDIT: He would never return after zombies were there. He would still hire Blackwater to protect his properties because after the zombies some suckers will pay big for them.
     
  6. chapped

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    :lully::bully::bully::lully::bully::lully::bully::lully:
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    undead jaws will be broken....:punch:
     
  8. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    He throws each cat to the zombies. When he is outta damn cats, he throws Beffie to 'em. He is way to important in his mind to die.
     
  9. chapped

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    wait... howard is going to break a jaw???

    am i still drunk?
     
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    He will use his superior manhood to run faster than the zombies.
     
  11. Limo Wreck

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    I cant photoshop but somebody please zombify this
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    and put it here

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  12. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    He means there will be undead broken jaws cause Howchie will skull fuck them all.
     
  13. Mutt Sucks

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    As long as they are Jew Zombie you are fine. If they are not Howard will sue them.
     
  14. chapped

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    [​IMG]
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    well they are already dead, so he can't knock them the fuck out per his usual mo....:c
     
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    i dont think his skin is capable of discolouring or rotting at this point
     
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    Zombheeb?
     
  18. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    He'd probably save Beth and Ralph. So sad but true, he'd save the biggest assholes and phonies who would feed hiss bloated ego the most. As for Fred's daughter, I hope she has some survival skills because Howard will never go wig free.
     
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    no 'shopping necessary
     
  20. chapped

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    oooooooooooohhhh i get it... sorry i am slow today