News Zombie apocalypse planning!

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  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    BAM! Zombies have been spotted at the city closest to you. The problem is currently contained by spiraling out of control.

    They've been identified as the slow, lethargic dumb zombies, but their bite will result in a brutal demise.

    You're lucky enough to have a few hours/days notice... What do you do?!?!?!
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    i have a zombie proof house.. not in suburbia..

    bring marshmallows
     
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    What?
     
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    I throw them a Beth flavored nacho and run.
     
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    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    Me? I find a tractor trailer, fill with diesel. Then find a couple large containers, fill them with diesel, gas and water. Hopefully, I can get this done before people go apeshit.

    Next, I hit the Home Depot, grab seeds, tools, nails/screws/rope, fertilizer, water purification and generator equipment.

    Off to the supermarket. Park at the loading dock, load up on the shit in the back that's already palletized and doesn't meed refrigeration.

    Last stop is wal mart or dicks. Guns, fishing and survival gear, mres, tents and sleeping bags/pillows. Toilet paper if they have any.

    Off to a nearby prison. Kill all the inmates, start a new civilization with the guards.
     
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    I've replied IN DETAIL my course of action in @GatGirl69 similarly themed "apocalyptic Sunday" fest.....plus, if @xavier has room after the hoards of humanity infiltrate his house, I make a mean homemade marshmallow, so make room please, I prefer a south facing room...
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I'm going to have a guy come to my house who was in the hospital recovering from a gunshot wound. He's going to give me a couple of guns and a radio, and he'll promise to stay in touch with me. He won't even try to stay in touch.

    I'll have some dark days while I hang around town, and maybe he will come back to visit at some point. Maybe I'm a little bit off when he visits.

    Then I pledge to follow him for YEARS and only show myself 15 seconds per season, I mean per year. I'll tease all of you every eight shows or so, but I won't actually do a damn thing.
     
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    OV Rapscallion

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    Words to live by (literally)

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