CCTV Zombie human saved from sinking car by TV reporter in Houston

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  1. EndOfLine

    EndOfLine PLATINUM SPONSOR VIP

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    Alright, it's a man - but he sure acts like a zombie. Just think, people share the road with this moron.

    He actually asks, 'Stay in the car?'

     
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    if there's a vehicle on the road that makes me think it could handle such off road conditions it's the prius

    or whatever Honda prius type faggola car that is
     
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    Xanax is a hell of a drug...Oh ...and Derp..:crazy2:
     
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    I hope nobody criticizes the effeminate reporter for not getting himself killed trying to rescue a guy who has lived 60 years on the planet without amassing any common sense.
     
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    The comment section says it all:
    "Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made."
     
  6. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Reporter brought microphone. Took his sweet ass time.
    Old dude is in shock and not a fag. Reporter keeps grabbing his hand.
    It's the guy's own fault. Drove right into.


    F mutt
     
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    freds you broke it VIP

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    And anybody is surprised that the Bush's are our royal family.
     
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    That dude either had or is having a stroke, his whole right-side isn't working.

    :eek:
     
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    That Battery powered piece of shit probably defibrillated him when he hit the water... :yes:
     
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    Is that dude, Bernie Sanders?
     
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    I was caught in floods like that a couple years ago; had to park about a mile and a half away from home and walk the rest of the way. It was amazing how many idiots tried to drive through water that was obviously higher than the hood of their car.
     
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    We got 11" (of rain) last night. It was very wet (from the rain). Driving was fun but very hard (due to the rain).
     
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    He's not a brainless zombie, hes just old.
     
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    Is the car OK?
    :jj:
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Do I see a Prius? That might explain everything.