Zoo Za Zoo Lyrics

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  1. ELMACO510

    ELMACO510 Resident Asshole VIP

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    My apologies in advance if anyone has posted this and gone down this road, but it seems to me there's something to parts of this song...is it possible that she's talking about daddy?

    Thoughts?

    The mountain is high, but it appears larger
    Not wanting to go backwards, I break from my past
    You have just caught me spiriling downwards
    I feel like I’ve made it inside at last.

    The branches are deeper, much fuller, much richer
    My legs are resting like two grains of sand
    With beauty abundant, my soul snaps a picture
    Of this parcel of moistened, well grounded land.

    Zoo Za Zoo Za Zoo Za Zoo
    I love you

    You always said you knew I was gifted
    But you never could figure out just how much
    Cause my body is baffled as my spirit is lifted
    Each time I surrender to your elegant touch.

    Tonight’s the recital for these old, creepy oak trees
    They’re flouncing and flampant in their constant rebuttle
    The squirrel, who listens while waiting on bent knees,
    has inspired the leaves to fall towards a puddle

    Zoo Za Zoo Za Zoo Za Zoo
    I love you

    We’ve evolved the wrong way, how can I go backwards?
    How can I take credit for these things I’ve not named
    Needing another has come to be misused
    And added to the premise I only can blame.

    Zoo Za Zoo Za Zoo Za Zoo
    I love you

    The pulsing ground welcomes this beautiful dream catcher
    The songbirds that sit at the base of my spine
    are telling my heart that I need not go faster
    That G-d’s making room for Her precious friend, time.


    For winters do come, but winters don’t stay
    They are just making sure they still have their say
    So lets close our eyes while night seeks the day
    And slumber seduces the games that we play.

    Zoo Za Zoo Za Zoo Za Zoo
    I love you

    http://www.emilystern.org/#!zoo-za-zoo/c23g8
     
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    pontius pilot #TeahmGandhiStarver VIP

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  3. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    That woman is going to cost Howard a ton of money over many years.
     
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    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    She must be loads of fun at parties. :nocheer:




    I wonder how much of her life she will waste before she realizes that she's not talented. :endit:

    I'll bet she sports winter bush all year long. :surprised:
     
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    I don't think I will ever understand poetry, I just don't get it. At all.
     
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    "You always said you knew I was gifted
    But you never could figure out just how much"

    That is the worst thing I have ever read in my entire life.
     
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    This indicates that she does not trim her bush.
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Don't be bothered, she's a poet like Beth is a supermodel or Howard is a photographer. She's almost 30 and turning out stuff a self-aware teenager would junk.
     
  9. Goo For You

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    This has to be a metaphor for Horse wasting Pelican's money.
     
  10. JaredWD

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    The mountain is high, but it appears larger (emily's looking up at huge breasts)
    Not wanting to go backwards, I break from my past
    (she doesn't want to go back to men, no turning back)
    You have just caught me spiriling downwards (emily starts going down on the chick)
    I feel like I’ve made it inside at last. (tongue in the vagina)
    The branches are deeper, much fuller, much richer (the chick has a hairy bush)
    My legs are resting like two grains of sand
    (her dangling legs are falling asleep)
    With beauty abundant, my soul snaps a picture (mental image of her pretty vagina)
    Of this parcel of moistened, well grounded land.
    (her cunt is getting moist)
    Zoo Za Zoo Za Zoo Za Zoo (I'm come.. i'm coming... i came)
    I love you
    (I love you)

    http://www.emilystern.org/#!zoo-za-zoo/c23g8
     
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    I LOL'ed in real life.
     
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    Yep. Spot on!
     
  13. tHISisKiSSeL

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    zoo za zoo is her stairway to heaven.
     
  14. Guts83

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    But not HALF as much money he will spend on Beth :c
     
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    "You always said you knew I was gifted
    But you never could figure out just how much"

    ^ Message to Howard perhaps . . .
     
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    This thread reminds me of this:

    [video=youtube;hcf8KU3HPZo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcf8KU3HPZo[/video]
     
  17. Danza

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    try zoozazoo with the Who's "Who Are You".....Zooooooooooo Za Zoo, Zoo Zoo, Zoo Zoo
     
  18. nicksgt

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    The squirrel, who listens while waiting on bent knees,


    :bigthink
     
  19. gd9tsd9tas9sa9

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    i like squirrels ,but i cant get close enough to them to tell if there listening to me
     
  20. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    the squirrel must be beth (bent knees, chompy teeth, loves nuts (cashews))