Zoo Za Zoo major dumpage on CHUCK ZITO's VIEW on HOWARD 101

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  1. ARM

    ARM Well-Known Member

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    This is the very paradigm of the power of "Zoo Za Zoo" at the Howard Stern channels. As "Joseph in (Clifton) NJ" I simply say Chuck's nickname in prison was "ZitOO Za Zoo" and they dump it more than Tim Sabean at 8am.

    At 1:05 the Zoo Za Zoo dumpage process starts. Listen for the creepy silence and cuts. I made up a fake Johnny Depp/Hunter S. Thompson "HELL'S ANGELS" story as a fluffer to charm him and did a little Zito research for prison authenticity.

    TONS of effort for them to chop this up, you can even hear me try to come back (very subtle) to say it twice and obviously Chuck going "nicknames..I don't about that nickname". UNREAL how much power this little dopey word has over a emasculated billionare.

    I've almost come to the conclusion that the DUMP is AS good as an actual Zoo Za Zoo getting through. This because of how much dead air they drop, as well as the hosts confusion and temptation to say it again to verify it.

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  2. ARM

    ARM Well-Known Member

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    OOhh also, keep an ear out for a Wigward "scarf and metrosexual" Easter egg through the portal of Johnny Depp.
     
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    Zoo Za Zoo is as bad as can.
     
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    This may be my favorite thing that you've done, ARM, I think Chuck gets messed with so rarely he has no idea how to handle it. Just watch yourself if you go to Sturgis this year. :chair:
     
  5. ARM

    ARM Well-Known Member

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    It REALLY is Beet! Just when I think Zoo Za Zoo may have lost it's fastball, it's AS strong and powerful as ever for all you naysayers.
     
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    You should ask Zito if he wants to punch Howie in the spits for wearing the wig and Vervatos costumes.
     
  7. ARM

    ARM Well-Known Member

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    Thank you TS, I was actually gonna PM your take above all on the dump factor. The thing is I actually like Zito alot for some reason?? I always loveZ me a renegade that can knock a Benza and a Van Damme the fuck out.
     
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  8. ARM

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    That's a good idea, I would love to get his opinion on all that crap.
     
  9. ARM

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    I got a really good one off months ago I'm trying to excavate from a harddrive with Fitzsimmons and Key and Peele from Comedy Central. The ZZZ gets dumped but Peele keeps saying it over and over and they couldn't dump that.
     
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    ARM - you're seriously the man, and you have some major balls. You're also clearly very bright and quick on your toes. Keep up the good work my friend.
     
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    It's tough to say ARM, but if you want my take as a former board op and engineer, someone is dumping that out of studio, probably in NY at SXM still. You can tell by the delay and Chuck's reaction no one directly running that show (or who can even pipe in to Chuck on his headset) is handling it, but it's quick enough that they have to be listening live and ready to dump. More than likely it's some poor engineer that they've read the riot act too. I asked my buddy who works on the music side at SXM about it, and he told me that the way things are done in talk are totally different (basically because Eddie Trunk or the 1st Wave DJ's aren't on high alert like THSS), and even then all of the H100/H101 stuff is totally different from Ellis and Jay Thomas. Basically, all of the H100 and H101 shows are on Defcon 4 right now, and they have somebody listening live ready to dump anytime there is a live show.
     
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    Thank you sir, thank you Gromit! I don't think we've ever cross paffs on here??!?! Nice to meet you!
     
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    Pleasure to meet you formally mate.
     
  14. ARM

    ARM Well-Known Member

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    Holy shit, THAT is some creepy ass inside info!?!?! And honestly I haven't seen you wrong yet?!!? I believe every word and I have soooo many dumps now on H101 that they call me ARMXLAX.
     
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    keep 'em coming, Joseph from NJ! ;) :za:
    PS that photo- he doesn't look like a tough guy. I expected somebody really huge.
     
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    Sometimes talking about this stuff makes me wish I'd staid in radio, and then I remember how much money I was making. :jj:
     
  17. ARM

    ARM Well-Known Member

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    Hahahahahah thanks SM! I'd love to know what Chuck's physical stats are. I don't doubt at all he can do what he says he can as a hand to hand combatant, but I can never figure out just how big he really is??
     
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  18. ARM

    ARM Well-Known Member

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    I know, it's the virtual and quintessential haves and have nots of all industries I feel. 2% of people in radio make 95% of the income I would wager.
     
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    You get extra credit for this one. You must have had to listen to the swill Zito calls a show while you were on hold.
     
  20. ARM

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    Hahahhaha I DID, you are right sir! I had to try to figure out the vibe and flow before I made a move and what approach with the Donnie Brasco voice.

    It's hard fucking work listening to Zito wax on about his bike matching his pick-up tricks detailing adorned with flames, skulls, and bullet holes for 20 minutes at a car show as well as boxing in 1987.