I like it when Im on the driving range and hot golfer chick is to my right, her back to me, and I get to watch her bend over to put her ball on the...
He loves Jodi. She's a bitch. He knows. She yelled at him when those assholes called the house late at night. She yelled at him when he couldn't find...
Next time you decide to reply to a post, do you think you can pull your head out of your ass and type something meaningful for the reader? That's not...
Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway,...
Oh know, the burns from faggots A and B. Make it stop. The pain
My boss went out of town and asked me to take his wife out to dinner - just good company, friends, etc. This is the big man's wife. I'm not an idiot....
PLOT FLAW .............. PLOT FLOW.... ........... PLOT FLAW.............PLOT PLOW
There is no way the Death Star is going to self-destruct from a...
Jonah Hill has a love-hate relationship with food that has cursed him his whole life. A devil whispering in his ear, ordering him to eat even though...
That's a burden. Wearing a bra all day?
Some women are resentful of the hand that biology deals them. They think it's "unfair" that women have to deal with hormones, menstruation,...
People still say that word?
Most of these 'excess skin" women are from pregnancies
LeBron James was wounded from all the bashing he took when he left for Miami. He hated being hated and it's all gone now.
He totally got scoreboard on all his critics.
"He can't win on his own".
"He can't win without Dwayne Wade"
"He can't win the big game".
Do you think he flares his nostrils out hard when he takes a huge bite, like as in a burger?
You nailed it. The "secrets" to dating over 40 are.
1) Be female
3) Be halfway attractive
Her next post will be, "I...
The hook in the chorus stays in your head.
He needs a small grill for this patio.
Just in case you wanted a serious answer, this is the one to get
Whiplash, heavy metal accident. Rock on, I want to be President
Who are you talking to?
No one, ever, said "all women are using men" and the issue isn't even related to your larger point about gold diggers. The...