$9.99 for a fifth. Killing myself inexpensively
This thread is making my mouth water
Bile means that youre almost done being hungover. Shove your finger down your throat and get the rest of that shit out.
Im drunk every day and...
Go throw up one time then have another shot and lay down
Or go throw up once and chug a red bull
Please no one post ET from the atari 2600. we all know it sucks. K thanks bye
all i've had today was 3 shots of vodka for breakfast and 2 red bulls for lunch.... this thread is making me hungry.
My cable bill was about $70 but I never watched TV other than old reruns and random shows on the History channel so I said "fuck it" and cancelled...
how did you get my private home video?
you got robbed. Great impression :-)
Funny. I also thought about her handjob giving ability.
Not hot enough to get eaten out or piped. Not pretty enough for a blowjob. Tits not big...
Grew up in the 80s/90s. Nintendo. Super Nintendo. Baseball cards. "Penny-flicking" arcade games to play for only a penny. Buying porno LA X-press...
I fantasize about having sex with a girl who doesn't call the police right after :(
"What a country." - Yakov Smirnoff
Canceled my cable tv 6 months ago.
Installed an ad blocker in firefox about 5 months ago.
Don't read the newspaper.
Don't go out often (work...
probably tried some dave lambert moves on her and creeped her the fuck out
"let the poison out, courtney"
Start a thread about yourself and I'll be sure to post there too :D
Add 2 cups of boiling water to Cup O Noodles
Let sit for 3 minutes
Caution: contents is extremely hot
Looks like he just went to Glamour Shots
Will targeted ads be playing as the car is driving? I hope not...
What a boring day except for the mario lopez part :D
Love Tony Gwynn... love Kirby Puckett... RIP
what do you guys play? Call of duty modern warfare 2 here
wow... No one else wants to share?
seeing if I can make it through work without anyone realizing that I'm drunk
It sure is girthy and it even has a head
Hmmm what's that thing george is holding?