You seem upset. :rofl:
We've won lots of shit you bitchy little American. Celebrate!
What's on the pizza?
He has 40,000 likes, and I only have about 4,000.
The man deserves a handshake.
Are you all in your underwear? If we're going to enjoy this, let's do it correctly.
Which of you are fully erect, and which of you are only...
holy fucking circle-jerk batman
'Bout time you lazy-ass motherfucker.
I can talk to myself for forever, but it doesn't necessarily make a good thread.
Tell me a good story jd.
I'm going to need more words from you, from this point on.
Our standard line is fine, but kindly back it up for me with a daily event, or a...
SEE? Apple knows how it's done.
Thanks baby! :hug:
shit...……….late to the party again
I'm on it.
Can you get him to post in here though? I'm far too lazy to look up his name.
seriously? NO ALERTS? No inbox messages?
Nobody missed me AT ALL???????
Fickle buncha fuckers.
Consider it dead.
I don't have it in me to start a whole thread, I might abuse yours for a bit sweetie. :hug:
WTF is this French shit? Spikka da Englais.
Never let it be said that you aren't a giver. :wub:
Let's start with: Hi guys! What's up DF? How's your Friday going?
I keep trying to log in and interact with you guys. Now I'm the "poster" that posts "I have nothing to say".
I'm irritating my own self.
ps: pizza pizza is the most disgusting slum option of pizza to exist in this country - though their jalapeno poppers rock
I drink beer. I'm not shy about some marijuana. You need to move out of the fucking city.
I always say that if I can find a man that loves me as much as my dog does - I'm set in life. It'll never happen.
awwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! :wub: I'm such a sucker for those adoring eyes. :wub:
Dude...…….that's only half the size of a real dog! That's a large cat!!!!!
I could punt it across the yard.
Alaska takes me the fuck down.
ONLY is a debatable word there, sweetie. That's a good long life for a dog. How big is a Havanese?
Alaska is a great pyrenese, and 100 lbs of...
fucking LOVE Satriani :lo5:
I didn't know you liked looking at faggots! I find that incredibly hot.
Hairy man ass slapping against hairy man balls...………… yum.
Backhanded compliment - but I'll take it! I was told the other day that I'm "gruff and abrasive". I was being really fucking sweet at the...
Ohhhhh dude, that sucks. I'm really sorry to hear that Wester...….how old was she?
I have 2 myself, one that I'm sadly debating having put down,...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh………...the stomach muscles aren't quuite what they used to be. I'm a little softer now. :( Age is a bitch.
Not bad for an old chick. I'm not tripping on them or using them as a scarf yet. Gimme a few more years.
How are the testicles and moobs? Aren't...
Which one? And why beat a dead horse?
The new house has a garage, not a shed - and it's in town, not in the country.
I'd be in serious trouble for...