I would let that burger jerk me off after a shower
You're only as old as you look.
Bree is the only decent looking one
I'm gonna look for them at the market, yo :hat:
Do you have a discount for the fat guy who wants a tat on his humungous calves? You would probably make up for it in volume:cig:
On Columbus Day?!?! Life isn't fair sometimes :boohoo:
For a long time, my fantasy was to bang a 40ish blond, tan MILF with big tits.
This must have been before you started wearing pleated/cuffed pants :D
I got to say...that's a good collection you got going here :2up:
Yes...during summers in college I used to lifeguard in a beach town and bounce at a bar at night. The best times of my life
I'm celebrating the fact that I worked my ass off today and playing hooky tomorrow :pparty:
Hey...we need to do some shrooms
How Bout Dem Cow-Boys!!!!
The guy from "It's Always Sunny..."
where ya working on Sat night? If it's a bar, then you'll be drinking
I'm pretty sure she's lesbo
...what are you drinking tonight?
Me and the lady are cracking open a bottle of Reisling and watching season 1 of Dexter. I already had a Coors...
I like this place
How long did they last?
I'm working more like 0.0% with my lady.
I got a USMC bulldog tat on my arm that I'm not crazy about. Wish I went to a better place. I was 20 yo, drunk and a few miles off base @ Camp...
Is there a Roman Catholic board anywheres?
I wanna hear funny podcasts. Is the smodcast really that good?
Anybody got one of these places near them?
I went there the other day and bought a lot of stuff. They even have great...
My girl has never seen it so we started watch season 1 last night.
I don't think I'm well known enough to get banned
I feel like I'm back in school about to ask another dumb question but where is the "remember me" box to check?
I have a Safari browser if that...
That conversation + Schmoopy's picture = funny
Can't wait to see that bra pic...thanks in advance, Madcat!
I just thought you were really good at reading people when I saw mine.