Imma pick up tots when I hit up shoprite the next time.
You should try mayo and chipotle in adobo sauce.
Air frier tots? Fry sauce?
Oh god and the cherry leachers? Those maws going while you're food shopping? Those people are worse than a hot mayo and bologna sandwich on a hot...
My elantra doesn't take bumps or holes very well. I swerve to and fro on the streets of Yonkers. There is a main road where the manhole covers are...
I always trim vegetables that I buy before they go on the scale.
Welcome to the club. If I'm lucky I get 3 for 5. If I'm lucky.
Imma make a rice and bean burrito with extra hot sauce and sour cream.
Why does bob hate raining dicks?
Raining hard as dicks again.
Thunder and lightning and it's raining like dicks.
It works as air freshener. I would never spray it on myself.
Yeah no. Maybe. I need something that I can spray around.
The hot dogs are too old. Even I have limits.
No. I'm an old school Brut Kinda guy. I spray that shit everywhere like it's air freshener.
I want to eat young guard ass. No lie.
I'd say this.
Jesus Fucking summer.
Let me text him.
wait... he might be angry @lance317
Where the fuck is @lance317
I just texted that to my new guard girl friend. I'm guessing she will be enamored by it.
She's probably putting out cones in the parking lot right now. Poor girl.
She's not ready for that.
This guard chick goes 30 min between texts and I get impatient. I'm like 10 mins the most.
I'm terrible at it. If I'm interested it's torture.
I'm doing the delay text response right now to feign interest. She's doing it to me so it only seems appropriate.
I'm this close to my pinky being in this hot guard chicks butthole.