Gary, keep practicing that bass guitar, and maybe one day we can form a Limp Bizkit tribute band in Scandinavia!
Bruutha, that would be cool.
Have you ever had human feces hurled at you?
Did you ever use pepper spray on an unruly inmate?
You know he has got to be cruising the men's bathrooms.
I thought he had a degree from NYU?
I lived in North Dakota for five years. I knew a few. One guy's full name was Ray Follows the Road.
Have you ever seen an episode of Prisoner: Cell Block H?
Maybe that's why Jon Hein's wife sunk her claws into him on their first day of college?
She knew the family was rich. She just had to look the...
Have you ever been in love?
While in college, guys from a fraternity placed fertilizer on their rival's lawn. In Spring when the grass grew in, the Greek lettering of their...
This has been leaked out in 2019 in an attempt by feminazis to invade and dismantle male spaces.
You know who is the biggest contributor to Howard's weight obsession? Ralph Cirella.
For over 25 years, Ralph has been buying his clothes, and...
I wish I could smell your finger, bruutha! Good job!
Hot N Spicy Cinnamon Oreos
When she gets her $63,875 bill from the helicopter company, there will be a $599 deduction for "excessive spinning".
Utz BBQ pork rinds
Ball Four, at age 9.
I go at 6am, when they open. Food has been restocked from the night before. Aisles are clear.
I'm usually the first person to checkout.
In and out...
Is he on the spectrum?
I feel most sorry for her daughter. I guess she got most of her genes from the father.
She looks like she is destined to be a cleaning woman at a...
I like it. You guys remind me of Sigur Ros.
Your song is now stuck in my head, brutha!
Gary, were you drunk on Fanta & vodka when you met her? That drink has helped me out plenty of times!
Serious question. Is he going to keep up his act of a permanent scowl and the perpetual "I'm pissed off!" look?
I don't think that will fly. I...