When someone says, "Then why we still got monkeys?" as a counterpoint to the theory of evolution, and they're not kidding, you know they are fucking...
That stupid fucking smirk on her face. That's the, "I'm pretending I don't want my picture taken but it's actually the only reason I'm here."
Didn't realize he was doing well enough to have a $30M house.
If any of the 16-18 year olds pictures got out somehow, that would be a travesty.
it's a tough choice but the gay one wins
Just say that the baby came out of the stork's dick.
I can't stand the old cunts using the scooter carts that just drive up into you as their way of saying, "I know you were here first, but I've decided...
Yeah, she was pretty hot in that.
I find her pretty repulsive these days, though.
She's fucking HOT
Anyone else get annoyed by the use of "sans" everywhere? It's the most random french word to choose to use. It saves you from typing 3 letters if...
He got his teeth fixed in 1997 and he went to a bowling alley that one time.
It's a good thing they're illegal so that things like this never happen!
He had one scene in that Get Hard movie that was funny. But the rest of the movie, the roast he hosted, and his standup all yielded 0.0 other laughs.
Jerry really needs to tone down the fake laugh on this show. It's ridiculous.
In the Julia episode, he was incapable of moving and hunching over...
It's illegal to park next to a fire hydrant. There was a fire. Fuck your windows, you fucking cunts. And everyone who tweeted about it should be...
He was fucking hilarious at the Justin Bieber roast.
It was a great move to change the marketing to skew better toward this demographic. Now they have huge crowds fighting over their food.
yuck, this bitch is nasty
The lighting and headband make this chick look like an old bald man.
I don't usually enjoy watching kids get hurt, but if it stops that fucking song from playing, we all have to make sacrifices in life.
She's so hot!
I can't fucking believe that Billy Joel got swindled out of $500k for this bullshit.
That body looks good to me. You can tell she's going to be pretty fat in the future, though. She's got the kind of body that needs constant...
I don't understand how she even has any money left. What does she even do?
Such an insanely tiny portion of the population is transgender. Why would we pretend there was a higher portion? This is like someone complaining...
It's up. Just look at the way the calk is walking up the steps. If it were going down, it would be kinda hobbling down.
they planted the electricity on him
Now her I want to wreck.
Oh god, look at her face. That's a hideous face with years of dedication to make it look human. And those fake tits probably look horrible. Don't...
It's a really good movie. Even if you remember the story and you know what's going to happen, it's written, directed, and acted so fucking well that...