Btw, the "guests" are a new gaggle of twinks Howard has shipped in.
Litter feet on the table.
No no no no no no no.
"Huh huh ha ha ha huh!
Consuella, you filthy ****..clean up this mess!"
That 6 million is long gone.
160.00 for two homes.
I'm sorry for your loss.
Just write them checks for the days wage they're missing by not being at their jobs.
Or distract them by announcing there's a twirking competition in...
If I'm repeating something, sorry...but this is what we did. Our cat became immune to flea drops.
Dawn soap bath for the animoe.
We spread salt all...
He just needs therapy and reparations.
Top half. :jj:
"We wait all year, it's finally here...it's caaaaaaaaahrrrristmasssss."
(I actually like that song :jj: )
Too late Moms.
That jizz already filled her up and his barreling toward the egg that just busted through her ovary.
I've mentioned it before. He's half black.
The most insufferable Nancy song:
I think the studio consisted of a wooden plank she used as a stage and a microphone. Maybe a stool....in their garage.
She should put her efforts into keeping her waxing appointments.
God, those were the days.
I listen to Jackie clips every day at work. I've got about 15 hours.
The jokes were floating.
They're all rappers who were just about to start their own business after graduating from college.
They get together and sip mint juleps under the magnolia tree, while telling tales of the old south.
I'm married to one.
Was your rod in your hand?
Just asking for a friend.
I'm a Gambino. I know all I need to know.
My husband went to get something out of the car in his holey, saggy underwear. I almost locked him out.
I took the garbage out this weekend in my pajamas and scanned the entire street first.
Fuck no am I going outside naked. I run around in my bra...
I heard worse growing up. I just couldn't get it on tape to embarrass my parents for the rest of their lives.