Awesome, please turn off my "modem problems" now please.
Please turn off my "modem problems". TIA
Unfortunately @BethSucks wants to be petty and fuck with me.
Where did Dawg throw the rules out?
That's fuckin gay
I bet Trump is way better at Portal than Hillary.
Cool! Does she get a nice certificate for that? She can hang it on her fridge!
Well in that case you're gonna want to go with an obscure eastern European brand double action revolver semi auto in 12 and a half millimeter Magnum.
Yeah but he said Pussy.
Maybe Dawg will make umbrella stands out of your legs since he's such a good dude.
Maybe he'll say hi to your legs when he gets there.
You see this on Netflix?
It was the end of Aerosmith when they got sober.
Ted Cruz had a private meeting with Trump today. Attorney General?
DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND?? PEOPLE ARE SCARED AND HURTING AND THEY NEED TO RELEASE THOSE FEELINGS. AND IF THAT MEANS PHYSICALLY HURTING INNOCENT...
Reading this article made me wonder:...
You motherfucker, you beat me to it.
Or, as they're otherwise known, non-retards.
OMG, everybody panic! Florida's coastline has never ever changed before!...
Yeah, because Florida has never flooded before.
Stop with your stupid climate change bullshit already.
That would be the person who crossed our border illegally. Should we just have open borders and anyone who wants can come in at will?
Actually, the criminal is the one who ignored our immigration laws.
Only if they did it legally. Otherwise they're criminals.