You can sit back, relax and have a cocktail.
Fuck you, Fat Artie!
I didn't know he got married. Who's the lucky fellow who married him?
She's a playmate in England? Here she'd be a cracked out stripper.
Howard loves his money. Beth loves Howard's money. Beyond that they don't have much in common.
The young man was just signaling for a right turn when whitey got in his way.
Happy Birthday! You share a birthday with “old blood and guts” George Patton.
He’d look better bald. Let it shine, Howie.
I still listen to the show. This morning Howard said “anything else Robin?” It was only 10:30. He doesn’t want to be there and it shows.
My wife does most of the household chores. I'll help out and vacuum the rugs. I always clear the table after a meal and put things in the sink and...
I bet the other person was a rude little pig.
Yes, a 26 year old picture of Beth in a Hockey jersey will help Pittsburgh heal. I feel better already.
Two rules of life.
1. If it's yellow let it mellow.
2. If it's brown flush it down.
The guy in the back has no eyes and the two guys to the left have bad teeth.
I don’t smoke pot but I think it should be legal everywhere. If it was , I’d probably try it.
Good, now I know where to dump my barbecue ashes.
From the Stern Show, Ronnie, Memet and Robin served in the Air Force. Brent served in the Marines.
The guy that played Urkel on Family Matters.
Jimi Hendrix and Elvis served in the army. Drew Carey served in the Marine reserves.
The Pirates. Bill Mazeroski hit a walk off home run in game seven to beat the Yankees.
I live in the middle of nowhere. No trick or treat here in ten years.
Who would win in a fight. Rambo or Rocky?
His hair or wig looks very natural. It’s the new look for AARP members.
Nice rack but she always looks like she’d smell funny.
My motorcycle. The jeans, belt, boots and socks that I'm wearing.
a Joe Nuxhall rookie baseball card?
I never eat fast food. I only go to five star restaurants, like the Golden Corral.
Of all the whackpakers I wouldn’t want to be Robin. Her father had ham hands.