Avocados don't have much flavor. Nothing to get as worked up as people do about it.
You go in your pants.
I have to go at home so it’s usually evening.
Why do you think they call us bears!
I weigh about the same as a large panda.
It’s getting hard to provoke mayo.
I ate at panda yesterday. WHAT A DUMP!!!
It’s a soup dammit.
Do you consider chili a soup?
Cavity search before and after?
Nothing on earth. I go days between dumps. But when I go it’s Katy bar the door.
:jj: That reminds me that i once ask my daughter that exact question when she was dating some loser.
I been dere.
I had a '69 bug.
I remember how long it took you to get it after you ordered it too.
I have huge balls though.
They're all loose to me :sad:
my thought is that she's too busy being famous to master the ancient art of making love.
Plus she probably has a fat pussy.
Wake N Bake
Nebraska’s D has been on the field too long. They must have a very weak bench. Washington has plenty of time to score again.
Vanderbilt is a bunch of losers. They lost to appropriately placed Purdue today. No surprise to anyone but the creeps who made the chart.
Wouldn't surprise me.
You're missing out on some good stuff.
He's given me a lot of good advice. He's top notch to me.
Does that facebook commercial of dads taking their daughters to a baseball game do anything for you? Fuck you, Facebook. So srs too.