George Costanza: It's not a lie, if you believe it.
The lack of self awareness is priceless.
Do you think this was a clever, or funny post?
More like Daniel Tosh's Brickleberry.
What is on the plate to the left of the potato skins?
Sam Simon invented the Simpsons, except for the fact that he didn't.
This is the greatest thread in the history of the internet.
Yo, Mrs. White. These green beans are awesome.
Talent? Every song sounded the same.
That had to be one of his absolute worst moments.
C'mon guys. There are 40 million subscribers. Each subscriber has three other people in the car with them at all times, and they all listen to...
US -- Paul McCartney - Silly Love Songs
UK -- Real Thing - You To Me Are Everything
Hard to Handle @ Fillmore East 4/29/71
Pats and Giants will meet in the Super Bowl.