@doytch. Hands down.
Nobody likes "whisky dick".
Perfect excuse to go out and get another cool tattoo.
Happy Birthday old man.
Hope you don't have to spend the day fixing the petcock on the...
I wonder how many times Harvey had the actresses shove a pole up their ass so him and his buddies could play Anal Ring Toss ?
Aliens and palm trees ?
His wife gave it to him as a $300 gift in 1968.
The main reason she's an asshole is because she says she's been coming there for 6 years.
If they haven't got it right after 6 years of going there,...
Uncle Saul used to rip the shit out of Running with the Devil Robin.
Is that her keychain in her left hand ?
I'm pretty sure that he's already locked into a deal with Hyundai.
Who else would you choose to promote the new easily deflatable air suspension on the 2018 model ?
"I have food poisoning you muthafucker ! "
"I'm on probation ! "
Hey kids !
Be the first one on your block to get fisted by Mickey !
What kind of rock station bumps Van Halen for Run DMC ? Fuck that !
Did you tell the DJ that you have Rock Star Hair ?
I can't wait till we get to find out what his little buddy who's always wearing the hat was getting into.
I want you to go to jail for posting this in the Stern Forum.
Take this shit down to the Politics forum. You're ruining my posting experience.
1) Call Betsy
2) Get some coke
3) Hire a hooker
4) Get crazy
Say hello to your next congressman, nikka.
Trump ain't gonna be LION on me, nikka !
So hot and so horny she had to do 3 students.
Absolutely Not Guilty !!!!
Then after he saw I was offended he asked me if I was going to fight with him karate in a southern accent,”
As much of a total pussy as Jimmy is these days he's still got to want to have a few drinks before the show.
It's got to suck inviting a guy who just...
Katie looks super MILF'y.
Who pissed in your cowboy hat ?