My cock would be the only thing in her stomach. If I had the opportunity to see my schlong up in some entrails, I’d hit it.
Everywhere...an hour after eating BK Onion Rings. The smell is reminiscent of a rotting corpse with a hint of onion.
His half breed co-star couldn’t resist once he whipped out this holiday favorite.
Fuck Tiger Woods
Sweet & Low tastes great all by itself.
It’s a commercial for the NFL. Shouldn’t be too hard to figure out.
He could reduce his carbon footprint by fixing that rotting mouth. All the CO2 produced by his rancid decay accelerates global warming.
Amy Shira Teitel
Vince Neil spent the last few years criss-crossing America headlining summer fairs. I saw one of those performances. Fucking horrendous....
I watch videos of Chinese motorcycle riders getting crushed by dump trucks. I can’t watch a guy drilling another guy in the ass. Fucking gross.
Them titties are all nip. She can get away without a bra in many circumstances. Her proportions are close to a midget.
Blade Runner. Dystopia suits my attitude most days.
When someone got married earlier this year. Only upcoming time will be when someone else gets married or dies.
Typical. Lookin fo a handout.
Unskinny Bop Bop Bop
Mason Reese & I would attempt to fart the loudest and blow our noses in the fine linens. Fuck that place.
My fingers smell like brown sugar.
This scene inspired me. The 90’s were a great time. I tried to recreate it many times. Typically ending in a field sobriety test or arrest.
She probably farts all day and hopes no one comes by because her space smells like hard boiled eggs.
The Oak Island treasure. There’s not a god damn thing there, and this retarded show may drag on as long as The Simpsons.
Only if she was getting hate fucked by BBC’s. At least one in each orifice.
I want his job.
The driver’s seat is probably crusty and smells of ammonia, anchovy and some overpriced whore perfume.
The vag is covered with a full bush. I thought she was gonna blow the old dementia resident when she gave him the full Monty. She’s horny and he...