As much as I love seeing Photoshopped gay pics of Baltimore Mike and random shots of Gene Simmons d-list daughter, I an legally obligated to post...
What's a "boob muffin"?
Asking for a....uhhh....friend.
I liked the TV show well enough....
....but I didn't care for the full length feature. :(
Women spend hours upon hours sitting in a chair at the beauty salon undergoing something called "eyelash extensions" wherein individual...
Doesn't she have anyone in her life to talk to?
Does she really need to go on social media and solicit advice from complete strangers on a matter...
Fuck 'em. All of them!
Every. Last. Single. One. Of. Them!!
RIGHT IN THE FUCKING MOUTH!!!
You have an excellent post-to-likes ratio, my friend. Excellent!
She's super cute here, but....
....goddamn she comes off as a shallow bitch staring at herself on the monitors all the time.
Bob had to finally...
Zack Snyder without a doubt!
He should be run out of Hollywood for this alone.
Wasn't there a pelican in Dr. Dolittle?
The next one....
....The Spy Who #WOKE Me!
I appreciate the analogy but Henry Ford never presented himself as an all-powerful being with dominion over life and death or the ability to prevent...
Because he's a big fucking asshole.
Even those woke bitches know when they've been beat.
The question then is: why did they let him do it?
If they had an overall plan for the trilogy, why let this fucker go off book and do his own thing?...