I'm twiggy's friend. Who the fuck died and made you God asshole. Equal rights? When your wife is denied citizenship post back.
Your face is over...:jj:
Well it is the best movie ever made and doesn't need the name changed...
Dawn of the Dick
how about just...
Yes, I like the free hugs and all, but can you flick my bean as well?
Yeeeesssss, my plan is working...I have another rental space available; my vagina.
Awwww, that is so sweet. I miss the way you would lap my milk.
I prefer the orgasmic milk.
Shit is like $5 Dorrar.
Ok, so one of my friends has a horrid ring back tone. It makes my ears bleed. I get an instant headache every time I call her.
It isn't country...
:wink:This is what the kegs look like at Kansass's Oktoberfest.[IMG]
At least you said forearm and not thicker than her middle finger. Although, the length of my finger is the "average" among gentlemen.
Yeah that was a really rough time in my life. That kid looks terrified of me....god I was such a fat-ass.
Yeah I am on here now. Having trouble navigating around though. Oh and I can't find the picture you said you posted.
I know I suck sometimes....
Is it still considered rape if the girl is yelling "yes yes, punch me in the face"?
Not my mom; she gave me the pleasure of telling me one day.
(followed up with the shaking of the boobs dance)
Hello everybody. Some of you may already know me; I am Devons BF from Kansass. Looking forward to being a "member" (heeheehee) of this forum. Talk to...