...then the storm, what ??
If your piss starts looking like rusty water and it smells foul, you better set the booze down permanently ...Your Liver's shutting down
I still have a job that pays me a significant amount of money.. I still have two new cars parked in my garage... I still own my sizable home in a low...
That's in the same family of cheeses as Ladies Yeast Infection cheese, and should only be consumed in small amounts
I was and still am the supervisor .... My drink of choice was either Bacardi & Coke, or Jack Daniels on the rocks. The Vodka buzz never did anything...
I haven't had a drop of alcohol pass my lips in 4 & a half years, Jheri ....
Tape Job Applications & Child Support Orders on all the windows, and they'll never come near your car again
I liked this one...
That'd be funny if she accidentally swam off the edge of the pool & fell off the cliff
Do you even gorge yourself on food, bro ?
Total chick move...What a fucking pussy
Saw these making the rounds on the internet, looking for "donations"... Could they possibly be real?? If they are, then my heart breaks for this...
The guy buys into Aliens from Mars & every conspiracy-theory that's ever left the lips of a certifiable loon .... He's NEVER had any credibility
Many are.. some aren't as much.. I ate at one of the places that Gordon Ramsay went to for "Kitchen Nightmares", years before he got there...and,...
I'm watching on Hulu Plus, so I dont know.... She just reminded me of a Blaek Humpty Dumpty, so I wanted to share that
How do you know its overly produced then?
My little chocolate Egg..
Describe your ideal date with Nedra, and what you'd to do impress her...
Forgot about this one ...
How many Hoffy Hot Dogs can you fit in your Anus ??
The singer still looked bone-able even sitting in a hospital bed .. :(
Interestingly enough, I worked for a development company while putting myself through college....and one of the houses we worked on was Jim...
The Eddie Van Halen guitar solo was how I justified my listening to this song ...its still a good pop-song even today
Thats hot when he wiggles his buttocks
Ashford & Simpson ??
Sorry... I'm grumpy this afternoon
Ahh, no...that just means YOU were poor & didn't pay attention to which Thrift Store your mom bought your school clothes at