Your head being smashed like an overripe pomegranate would have been my first choice.
What the fuck is actually in Roswell, NM?
Good morning to all from snowy Indiana.
It's coming sooner than later. NY, CA and IL are about to get bitchslapped in a very meaningful way.
And the rest of the country will approve....
They should enjoy Iraq again.
Rough but funny.
I do mine every two weeks. I guess I'm a barbarian.
I've thought about this. Something nice and light with a little stopping power.
She is a wonderfully even tempered lass. I'm the bitchy one to be honest.
Yeah I just want to do something fresh
I don't know what to get her for Valentines Day. It's depressing.
I think that's the plan. We have enough oil in north and South America to basically run everything.
That being said, the Saudis and us have nothing...
I think I'm doing to make spicy pressure cooker pot roast for dinner. Windy, grey day here.
Just brought my wife coffee, she is sleeping in this...
I'd like to see McDonalds have giant crab legs at the Drive thru. You know people would try to eat them while driving and texting and changing the...
Bacon egg and cheese. Blood alcohol level.
I'm an oracle.
Because who doesn't think of snow crab when they think McDonalds?
It's nice how slow the forum moves when you knock out the hyper posterization faggaroons.
I made a super secret Friday thread that only A level posters can get in but then I wasn't good enough to post in it.
Many of the best writers were out.
Mike and Mike is one endless commercial with occasional bland content sprinkled in. Fuck that.
He used to have a lot of swords. Because reasons.
The HOLOCAT.... Arbeit macht frei
OCTOCAT CRISIS: DAY 2 or MAYBE DAY 3, WHATEVER
Have the cats gone to the 'farm' like the Hebrews 'going east' in World War 2?
Has Nikkers filled...
Actually, that seems unfair...I honestly would just settle for someone getting clocked by a flying lawn chair. I'm not as bloodthirsty as I seem.
Yes, but that's just the way it is.
Maybe they can demonstrate how dangerous downed power lines are by touching one. Dedication.
I love retards that go out in the weather to give weather reports. I hope for karma mishaps as they tell us how dangerous the weather is they are...
Aren't you a goat? I mean you guys can eat anything, right?