You don't masturbate to your waifu! It trivializes the relationship. I would never taint my love for Ciara Bravo in such a way.
I thought that was really fucking cool. Good for Sal.
Fingering a drunk girl gets you a year in prison?
All of my friends would've been lifers.
LOL, you're so silly.
But one of my waifu's rocks this CUUUTE little Timex:...
What do you wear?
Have a collection?
That Suri Cruise is a cutie, I know that much. :3
Heyyyy, that's starting to look a little like the Sirius mailer:
PC Howard isn't going to ask a pinhead to spell "red" anymore. Doesn't leave much else to do with Beet.
Thread of the year.
I completely forgot about this period, to be honest. Wow.
Lonnie had to be raking in godmode cake off of the Stern Show's back in order to be so...
They would've been stupid not to try to hook him into some under-the-table endorsement thing.
But, I'm not sure if it actually happened. There was a...
God damn it what the fuck IS THAT? WHY DOES HE KEEP DOING THAT?
Wow, this is brutal.
In a real world situation with a girl that looked like Robin? Does it have to be intercourse?
* Face used to be pretty...
What a great advertisement for John Varvatos.
20-foot-long scarfs and black trenchcoats will be the must-have look of the summer.
Fuck, it's saying I can't give you anymore reps.
Armenians are white now? What's the world coming to?
Anyway, I would lick Kendall's asshole.
If Howard hadn't signed on for a second year, Simon would've canned him like Britney on X-Factor... for the same reason, too: he hired a live wire...
Forget non-disclosures and office politics: what publisher would buy the rights to a Howard Stern tell-all in 2016? Who cares?!
The salacious and...
...did you really just say that?
I'm cringing so hard. Howard was trying to sell Rihanna as a possibility.
Well, Bob was never much of a caller.
I think I remember them doing a "farewell" appearance for Bob because he was moving to the southwest or...
...on 1/30/13, Eric asked Howard to stop calling him.
Let that sink in for a moment. We've now reached the point where Eric is asking Howard to...
If he would've went public and said, "I'm former LAPD and I want to expose my department" people would've paid attention. Write it well, provide...
The days when the show was still interesting.
Sal at his best. Sniffs a 16yo's panties, jerks off while she's in the shower then says "Howard, she's...
Sal saying that the panties had an "interesting stain" was the greatest moment of the Sirius era.
And Mutt didn't do shit because he's a fucking...
Still waiting for a picture of Mutt's daughter...
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