Someplace indoors is the best i can hope for!:nocheer:
Major amounts of porn.:grad:
Repulsive untalented whack job!
Biggest waste of time and money on the planet!
Sirius/Wiggy's show runs a very close second
Be a good name for my sex life too.:nocheer:
Did you ax her why?
They’re writing tampon jingles as we speak.
I’d give him even more props if he’d put the fucker back on.
What steaming pile of camel shit that flick was!
I started taking some meds that messed with my junk but Viagra fixed that right up.
Now my dick works like it’s 18 again,too bad it’s hanging on a...
Racist or not they’d never complain about Popeyes!:no:
Stupid fucks should have done their homework!
End of contest.:grad:
Sauce on side?
She’s a cheating pedophile but I’d still fuck her.
P.S Not Guilty.
First his career now this!:bigcry:
There isn’t enough whiskey.
Will they help with your chronic public masturbation Benny?:giggle:
I’m surprised that nobody has come after Wiggy yet.
I always thought he was funny and he never offended me back in the day,but some of the shit he’s...
I’ll be in deep trouble if they ever see my dick...
The first time I ever got laid the cops banged on the window of my uncles one ton work truck when I was mid stroke.To make a long story short I got...
Because they saw how badly Tiger blood fucked up Charlie Sheen.:whistle:
Depression is fucking brutal.
Yes it Is for sure.
What makes it crazier is that my uncle was the biggest racist I’ve ever met in my life and he was also a cop.
The movies were in...
Luckily I’ve never seen a real pussy with that much cheese on it!
Does watching the NFL count?
That and you better be packing to follow all the black dudes that have been up in there.
I had an aunt that was pretty hot.
When she passed I helped my cousin clean out her house.
She found a box of old home movies and started watching...
Was that in the movie or the theatre?
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die but other than that nothing gun related .:coffee: