Not in a position to make any major purchases right now but I am going to be selling my house soon so we'll see.
and the jousting was stupid too. Like professional wrestling on horses.
Fuck ren faires. I only go for the titties.
I knew that motherfucker looked familiar. There's a ren faire here that's pretty good and I used to go all the time with my kids. The last time I...
Says the guy who loves wrestling.
Here's one from 2 weeks ago.
Just over here living my best life.
No Carter, no care.
I never called but my friend got on the other day. He was the EMT that was talking about picking up fat people.
I'm in one devoted to cats' buttholes.
This song would make no sense to kids today.
I'll pass on that. Unless he brings some real comics with him.
I've been to two. It's mostly gay people and old people but there are a few diamonds in the rough. Would do again.
What's a women?
The fuck is that supposed to be?
Tom Hanks. Forrest Gump. Biggest overrated piece of shit movie ever.
I will beat you to it. This is where someone will say they were better with dez or Keith.