Is that Dee Snider?
Yeah, but he's right about the linking stuff. It's gonna happen; that's just the Internet.
It's incredibly stupid, and I feel sorry for people who waste money on it.
Robin's got a
To study her poop
I hope that poor girl doesn't have back problems.
Sing along, everybody! The circle of life...
I wouldn't throw the mothers in jail. But I'd definitely like to incarcerate the people who produce beauty pageants and the people who produce this...
I am a short, fat fuck, so I have brought jeans to the tailor. They don't make 'em so that they fit around my waist without hanging over my feet. :(
There's a thread around here listing a dozen different Howard News people who have been fired. Those count, right?
Was it "Consumption"? I've heard that a couple of times and it's not bad.
The fake story is the one about Ta Ta Toothy having thoughts.
:jj: I think Howard needs to be introduced to his old material by the tapes team.
To be honest, I'd make out with chicks in public if I could. :D
I have done some research. Each school gets 85 scholarships total, and I think they give out 25 a year to new students. It seems like a shitload of...
Apparently somebody at the press conference asked about leniency because "legally speaking, they're first-time offenders."
They're not getting...
I can't wait to drink the sweet, sweet tears of all those Penn State jerkoffs who believe "Joepa" is a saint.
How many do they normally get?
Larry David is just a funny motherfucker. Looking forward to Ricky Gervais.
I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for Anthony because he did this. :D
Office dogs are awesome. :wub:
She's a little wacky, but so are most of us, in one way or another. I don't understand why some people have such hostility towards her. Benbas is...
Because kids will grow up and become adults with their own lives. They're not property. Howard is such a jerk to his kids; let them live their lives,...
I could swear it was something that happened out in the hallway before or after the show, and didn't come up on the air until later. Not even the...
This is driving me nuts. I believe Gilbert came on the show on June 22, 1993, and they talked about his Miracle Whip endorsement deal that had just...
Holy shit. If he'd said the dog was "like one of his children", that would have been okay. But what a douchebag.
The dog was created by a professional breeder and trained by a professional trainer.
In honor of Eliot Offen and Robin Quivers, they will call it CUNTFACE!
Howard used to say the same kind of thing about Melissa Rivers, Tori Spelling, and other girls. He's just a dirtbag, is what it comes down to. :(
If Hitler were killed before WWII, would Howard's grandparents have moved to the U.S.? Without Hitler, would there be a Howard?
Hats are better than scarves.