Looks like a hot piece of ass that would be grateful if you went down on her.
It's like he's a fuckin' pinata . . . :facepalm:
This is going well so far . . .
From time to time, COSTCO has some precooked packs that are nice and tender, lean, and perfectly done. You just reheat. It beats most pre-packed...
Make sure there are lots of flattering photos of Beth all over the place - puppies too!
It will be festooned with the entrails of "haters."
Yeah, I didn't mean for him to share with the entire guest list, but a few lines might have taken a bit of the edge off of you . . . and then he...
Go big! Make room temperature fusion work.
Did you fail science?
Sublimation : solid ----------> gas (That means there is no liquid transition phase)
Think bigger - like Mason here.
Now I know why you're so careful with the private info. Do they at least leave funny messages on the voicemail?
Where in Canada do you live? I didn't know there was a Province where the guys were too selfish to share coke with their bride.
I said "friend."
I don't like my SFN name.
A friend from SFN. :)
There'll be lots of peace and quiet when you're dead. Until then jab that socket as much as you can!
Why didn't you celebrate at your bro's joint in North Chuck?
Who da fuck is this Butcher dude and why is he sharing your location!
Schmoop? ... Is that you?
Howard's wig and that walking octopus in a pit . . . fight to the death.
OK, be specific.
This is pretty well spot on. WG would never have survived in the NHL during the 70's, let alone become a star.
Slippy, IMHO, you should be able to do better . . . a lot better. These guys aren't bad, but judging from that wedding pic - your rockin' bod and...
Yeah, she may be playing me . . . who knows? It's already a pain in the ass - it takes forever to loosen up the sphinc for a good rogering.
There is some confusion here, sorry if I'm not writing clearly. Her reaction is enthusiastic - she enjoys it. Otherwise i wouldn't do it. This is a...
OK, you lost me. The important thing is I don't feel any sense of shame or guilt.