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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by asiwouldsay, May 11, 2019.

  1. asiwouldsay

    asiwouldsay ♔ ♕ ♖ ♗ ♘ ♙ Gold

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    Now you answer tags. When I say something overly nice.
     
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  2. asiwouldsay

    asiwouldsay ♔ ♕ ♖ ♗ ♘ ♙ Gold

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    Ok, keep it fairly high level:

    How old when you lost your virginity?

    You drop a deuce every day on the regular?

    You have any siblings?
     
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  3. asiwouldsay

    asiwouldsay ♔ ♕ ♖ ♗ ♘ ♙ Gold

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    Mike can answer those too, sure why not?
     
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  4. Artie Laugh

    Artie Laugh Well-Known Member VIP

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    Why hasn't this thread died yet?

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  5. Kobesagent

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    Wow, I was pretty young, freshman in high school so 14’ish? I have two brothers and one sister. Yes I drop a deuce every day on the regular, it’s a very normal bowel movement. :jj:
     
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  6. asiwouldsay

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    Are you seeing this content? We can’t stop now.
     
  7. Kobesagent

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    It’s groundbreaking shit.
     
  8. asiwouldsay

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    Ok let me absorb this information.
     
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    They fly in every year and lay eggs. I’m pretty sure it’s the same ducks every time. They come to my back door and I feed them.
     
  10. Tranquil

    Tranquil Decent! VIP

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    Almost never Mon-Thursday, but when I eat carbs again I usually take 3-4 massive dumps in less than 24 hours.
     
  11. asiwouldsay

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    This is probably the wrong time to tell you that I once ate a bowl of duck tongues out in Chinatown when I lived in NY.
     
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  12. asiwouldsay

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    You’re going to get an impacted bowel man. Why can’t you get some powdered fiber or get some beans in that diet? You can’t go 3-4 days without pinching a loaf. Your farts must be like death.
     
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    Duck, white rice with plum sauce for the win.
     
  14. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday I think my mom was just thrifty. Gold

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    :echick:
     
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    It's also that I eat around 1400 calories a day Mon-Thur, body doesn't produce much waste on that even with carbs.
     
  16. Tranquil

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    Salmon

    Sauteed Cauli w/ a little cream cheese.
     
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  17. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday I think my mom was just thrifty. Gold

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    Yes please.

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    You’re practically fasting
     
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    Need moar lemons
     
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  20. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday I think my mom was just thrifty. Gold

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    Don't be a whore.
    Just a splash.
    A dribble of the yellow if you will.
    Shake shake flush.