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$2800 Chinese Jack Off Machine

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by wife is a whore, Jun 27, 2014.

  1. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Well-Known Member Banned User

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    http://therealpornwikileaks.com/chinas-automatic-sperm-extractor-essentially-sex-robot/

    For the time being, those debates are all theoretical, because nobody’s too worried about the philosophical implications of the“automatic sperm extractor” at Zhengzhou Central Hospitalin China’s Jiangsu province, a $2,800 height-adjustable machine (with additional settings for speed, amplitude and warmth) designed to “give patients [a] very comfortable feeling.” Unveiled in 2012 and recently gone viral on the internet, this isn’t the sexbot future you envisioned. Perhaps genius “I, Robot” author Isaac Asimov envisioned it, but not you.
     
  2. Birddog

    Birddog Well-Known Member

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    Still cheaper than a wife
     
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  3. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Well-Known Member Banned User

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    W/o a wife, who you gonna get to clean it?
     
  4. Birddog

    Birddog Well-Known Member

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    The house cleaner.
     
  5. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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  6. NotMyBro

    NotMyBro VIP Extreme Gold

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    I bet this thing will cut your dick off and also give you cancer.
     
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    Can't wait till people start taking these things on dates to places like restaurants and amusement parks!
     
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    That is fuckin cool! Freaky as all shit, but very cool none the less!
     
  9. gd9tsd9tas9sa9

    gd9tsd9tas9sa9 New Member Banned User

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    That will put todd packer out of work :(
     
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  10. Beths Arab

    Beths Arab European Modoes Are My Faaaavorite! VIP

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    It isnt a real cum dumpster unless it can stack you a sandwich afterwards.:grad:
     
  11. check1

    check1 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    That looks like a good instal in the bathroom. You could brush your teeth while you extracted a morning batch.
     
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    Made in China, dick wont fit.
     
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    /thread
     
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    Never thought about putting my thing into a public vending machine. :dontknow:
     
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    HooHoo Well-Known Member

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    "Best back up the way you came, Schwinn"
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    Never? What are you, some kind of prude?
     
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    And it even has a better personality too.
     
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    I hope it doesn't suck dick like a Chinawoman.
     
  20. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I think it is more the artificial vagina route, like they use to collect semen from a bull or a stallion.