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Sports 7 year old torches Jerry Jones in a letter

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by bluedevil30, Nov 8, 2018.

  1. bluedevil30

    bluedevil30 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Kid definitely makes some good points.

    Dear Mr. Jones,

    My name is Rylan Wood. I am a 7-year-old 2nd grade student in Mansfield, Texas. My family has been Dallas Cowboys fans since the team was started. I have a lot of Cowboy gear and I have met ‘Zeke, Taco, Jason Witten and two other players who play on other teams.

    You have made my mom very mad because WE SUCK! Every game day she is yelling at the TV and turns off the game. We are wanting to believe in the boys but its hard. I hope “Coach Garrett” is clapping if this letter gets to you. See what happens when Dez X is gone?? The cheerleaders are better than the team this year. I do not want to hurt your feelings.


    https://sports.yahoo.com/fed-7-year...ry-jones-recent-team-struggles-060310895.html
     
  2. Walygatr

    Walygatr VIP Extreme Gold

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    He'll be a star on am sports talk radio.
     
  3. bluedevil30

    bluedevil30 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Gotta love a 7 year old already using the word "Suck". Must be fun at their house during football season.
     
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    Walygatr VIP Extreme Gold

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    I hear he's asking Santa for anger management classes this xmas.
     
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    AcquiringSignal Girthy Gold

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    I blame wrestling

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    HypocriteHowie Well-Known Member

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    His 12 year old brother's letter said the cheerleaders had better asses this year.

    They're beyond their ages.
     
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    Phillip Well-Known Member VIP

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    I hate parents. Of course this little shit didn’t write it. Mom just looking for attention. I hope he gets leukemia.
     
  10. HPMikesLazyEYE

    HPMikesLazyEYE Well-Known Member VIP

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    The fuck kind of name is "Rylan" ?o_O
     
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    This kid's granmama must be huddled in a corner staring at the wall. No way was he raised by two sane parents.
     
  12. Beefus and Wigward lies

    Beefus and Wigward lies Well-Known Member

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    7year olds shouldn’t be in charge or have their opinions listened to about anything.

    Learn to wipe your ass and wash your hands properly and we’ll consider treating you like a human being.

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