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All of this poker got me thinking...about marriage.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Vyb, Nov 7, 2010.

  1. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Marriage is like a deck of cards.

    In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

    By the end, all you want is a fucking CLUB and a SPADE. :c
     
  2. Jack-A-Roe

    Jack-A-Roe Active Member

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    thats racist
     
  3. freds

    freds . 2010 OG VIP

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    check.
     
  4. JWC

    JWC Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    fold
     
  5. x76

    x76 MAS TACOS POR FAVOR Gold

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    Cheap divorce kit: .45 and a wood chipper
     
  6. scrambler

    scrambler I hear you singing in the wires 2010 OG Gold

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    Kids, don't get married!
     
  7. x76

    x76 MAS TACOS POR FAVOR Gold

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    That's good advice. Do NOT get married. Seriously. Do NOT get married.
     
  8. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    I'm still undecided on my thoughts on the whole institution. But I'm convinced at least that a "traditional" arrangement of any kind is completely impossible to maintain and live out with all of your happiness/sanity intact.
     
  9. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Is that yer way of sayin you wanna cheat with me ?
     
  10. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    I ♥ My Dog.
    I ♠ My Cat
    I ♣ My Wife

    :ujj:
     
  11. bertman19

    bertman19 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Marriage is a nice idea but reality say it won't work out the majority of the time.
     
  12. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    Fuck me talk about perfect timing. I just left the house and wife before I set fire to one if them. My wife and kids are home eating dinner and I'm sitting in a fucking loaner car eating a sandwich and trying to figure out how to funnel the exhaust in here. Just kill me now. My wife says u don't listen to her because she wants me to blow the leaves onto the street before I eat because she HEARD from someone the city is coming by tomorrow to remove any leaves in the street. I tried roughly 72 times to explain to her we have a letter from the city explaining the cleanup dates are next week. Apparently this person that told my wife, whom she cannot even remeber, knows more than the actual people doing the work.

    If I start a pile of leaves on fire, I'm going to climb into them and enjoy the smell of burning flesh and sweet release.
     
  13. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    this