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Amaaazing Examples of Photorealistic Images

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by eliasbboy, Aug 21, 2010.

  1. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    Hey, what's my pen made out of? My annoying bitch co-worker demands to know. She thinks she's an artist :facepalm:
     
  2. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Well-Known Member

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    veal bones.
     
  3. JumboWop

    JumboWop Outlaw Gold

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    I hope Elias doesn't mind but I've already setup an etsy page selling these images and they've been a complete hit. I can't make them fast enough.

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  4. MatthewT

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    :rofl:
     
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  7. eliasbboy

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    Sorry! I just saw this. I don't know why I didn't add the material to the item description. :doh:

    The wood in that pen is from a boxelder, which is a type of Maple. It's called boxelder "burl". A burl is a deformation of the tree bark. It creates a rounded, swirly pattern in the grain that works great for wood turning. The color is injected into wood grain and then the whole thing is stabilized with acrylics.
     
  8. eliasbboy

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    :rofl::jj:
     
  9. MatthewT

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    Oh fuck she knew that :facepalm:

    Now I'm gonna have to stop pretending she's an idiot :suicide:
     
  10. Habit Forming

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    Elias knew what the fuck he was doing.

    ~attentionwhoreistically speakin.......
     
  11. MatthewT

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    Looking at my pen, Elias knew exactly what he was doing.
     
  12. Iroth

    Iroth мудак 2010 OG VIP

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    Nice pens man. I want that 75$, but I can't remember the last time I used a pen for anything other than signing a receipt :jj:
     
  13. Popeye Saavedra

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    Hey Elias, when is Baltimore Mike's big black cock pen gonna be ready? I would like to see the finished product.
     
  14. k4D3t

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    :lol:
     
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    If you guys buy more of Elias's pens, he could afford to pay for his Photobucket Pro account :jj:
     
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    THE MOST EPIC FAIL OF ALL EPIC FAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:tadah:


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    Out of rep though. :coffee:
     
  19. eliasbboy

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    :facepalm:

    Have you checked the date of the original post genius?:coffee:
     
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    THE MOST EPIC FAIL OF ALL EPIC FAIL CALLOUT FAILS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:tadah:


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