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Stern Show Artie working as a garbage man

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Meg, Apr 16, 2019.

  1. Meg

    Meg Well-Known Member

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    The world needs garbage men.
     
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    broccolirabe Active Member

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    Yup. Nothing wrong with this. This is just the kind of program he needs.
     
  4. x76

    x76 The truth is anybody's guess Gold

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    Imagine a world without trash collectors. Not good. I'm glad Artie's not sitting in some fucking cell 20 hours a day, at least. Then again, I don't see where he committed a crime. Heroin is the ultimate consumer product, as kindly old William Burroughs pointed out at one time. No victim, no crime, nobody's business. IMHO.

    Hang in there, Artie.
     
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    how much u wanna bet that artie is sifting thru those garbages to see if there are any discarded pharmaceuticals?
     
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    I don’t know if I could physically even do that job and I’m in really good shape.
     
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    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt VIP

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    Is NJ the only state left where they dont have forks on the side of the truck that grab the can and dump it in?

    Out here we have one man crews that never get out of the truck.
     
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    Its called coming back to realty....
     
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    Well, at least the smell won't bother him.

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    Ohhh BOOO - everyone already made this joke in the other thread.

    I'm a hack...
     
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    Somewhere a (Mad TV) makeup artists is seeing this picture while saying "Payback's a bitch!".
     
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    KOAB had a good routine about different races garbage, I’m sure Artie will have some new material.
     
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    :rolleyes:
     
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    JOHN DENVER floating around

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    And who says public service doesn’t pay?
     
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    Artie went from $900k salary from Stern plus another $1.5 million annually from standup gigs to community service picking up garbage

    Heroin must be awesome
     
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    Certain NJ burbs have that system.
     
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    It’s not a victimless crime. Look at many of the people living on the streets and people now unable to work because of their illegal drug addictions. Who pays for those people? I agree there are no easy answers, but if someone truly could take drugs and not become a burden on society or destroy their families, then maybe we could legalize it. Would legalization encourage more people to do drugs and then what happens with more addicts for society to support?
     
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