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awesome atlanta mall cop strikes again !!!!!!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by InstigatinMofo, Jan 31, 2013.

  1. InstigatinMofo

    InstigatinMofo Active Member

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    [video=youtube;K09gk5RK510]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K09gk5RK510&feature=youtu.be[/video]

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    There is a cop station around the block but people still sell drugs around there. He has to wear kevlar and has his own mugshot book.
     
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  2. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    hmm. He's going to get shot soon.
     
  3. Nick Manning

    Nick Manning Well-Known Member

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    Crazy! That's not a ballistics vests, it's a tactical vest.
     
  4. Weed

    Weed Well-Known Member

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    Thankfully, these videos don't perpetuate any negative stereotypes...
     
  5. synch22

    synch22 Well-Known Member

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    They got mall cop in Seattle we got phoenix Jones...real life super hero. Keep on brother!
     
  6. Snotty

    Snotty Crunchy guy living in a creamy world...... VIP

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    Man of action.......Nigga's freak over cameras like 'dey were paternity tests....................
     
  7. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Yeah, there's clearly no plate in there. Hopefully some kind, generous folks will donate some new, better gear.

    Dude's got balls of steel.
     
  8. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    How does he tip
     
  9. Quite Frankly

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    They should bring him to the HSS semi-secret conference. This guy works his ASS off and gets shit done. Howard should hire him.

    He must be the author of that book Howard talked about a few months ago "Getting Things Done", GTD.
     
  10. Snotty

    Snotty Crunchy guy living in a creamy world...... VIP

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    I have nothin' but love for this cat........Can we get him the jack to get a proper vest?
     
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    I bet TV producers are calling this guy for a reality show.
     
  12. Kool

    Kool Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Damn he wants a death wish
     
  13. InstigatinMofo

    InstigatinMofo Active Member

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    Uncle Larry Well-Known Member VIP

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    This guy is great - dude is probably not getting paid that much to deal with these characters and he should have someone like the Epic Beard Man for some back up. Here's an interview w/him - there's a white couple in it too, and not surprisingly, the reporter mentions that they were assaulted a few blocks from the mall.

    [video=youtube;Qp13Zql0ZOs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp13Zql0ZOs[/video]
     
  15. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz Well-Known Member Banned User

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    That my friend is at what they call Underground Atlanta. I once seen a kid playing guitar minding his own business and got a sleeper hold put on him Roddy Piper style from some less than pleasant goons that strolled by. The store he was in front of had their security come out which was a bunch of thugs with dreadlocks swinging batons at them. Needless to say the kid wasn't there the next day playing his guitar
     
  16. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    Darrien Long (Quovadus Blart, Atlanta Mall Cop) we speak your name.

    The mall is adjacent to a street named MLK, and as Chris Rock points out that's a neighborhood you best be avoiding.
     
  17. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    The guy has massive balls, and even more restraint. These guys are sent the next day by the woman who got tazed.
    It get's very hot and heavy here. He draws his gun on them, but doesn't fire. But I'll bet his knuckle was getting white...

    [video=youtube;Vnv7BaMMnck]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnv7BaMMnck[/video]
     
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    this guy is gonna be dead soon I'm afraid
     
  19. bigbump

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    That's the same place where that lady got tazered. Same mall? Same guy? Send Benjy down there.
     
  20. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    Spazzmatazz
    These guys are sent the next day by the woman who got tazed.

    Holy shit, I thought they were just random guys- that gives this a certain "plot line". The guy's orange felt shoes are hilarious, he's like the spitting image of someone who works at a hospital with those dark blue shoes.