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Misc. CELEBRITY you'd like as a sex slave for a week

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BennyMuso, Mar 14, 2019.

  1. Stevie

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    Would torture with insanely rough sex for a week
     
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    AlbertoDelRio Well-Known Member

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    Not a celebrity, but check out the girl on Buttingheads channel on the YouTubes.

    Goddamn, what an ass.



    Just go to 1:40.
     
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    Maybe this is why:
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    yahoo Well-Known Member

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    Why do I think it's creepy to want anyone to be a sex slave? Was this thread started in a dank basement with old magazine clippings peeling from the wall?
     
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    Brad I mean Kate Upton.
     
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    Joeyjoejoe Wrasslin Faggot

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    Wasn’t she supposed to be like 12 when she was her?
     
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    IfTheyOnlyKnew Well-Known Member POTY The Bar Gold

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    People are making money doing this bullshit? Selling her ass would be more honorable.
     
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    Some of these pics are like 15 years old.

    Maria is objectively the correct answer.
     
  12. MarcusAurelius

    MarcusAurelius Breast Man VIP Gold

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    I’m not even sure I could get it up with her. She’s so inane.
     
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    Smartguy This Space Is For Rent

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    Well in no particular order I would go with Kate Beckinsale, Halle Berry, and Maria Menounos.
     
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    prime Denise Richards would be a lot of fun.
     
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    Yes. Hard anal and she’d be into it.
     
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    She looks like Jaime Pressly, the slapped a yarmulke girl.
     
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    Generally, I wouldn't want or feel right about having any kind of slave; so, it would have to be someone obnoxious enough for me to feel OK enslaving. Some totally obnoxious dumb twat who's really hot, like Tila Tequila. I think I'd be OK with enslaving someone like that for a while and treating her like 5-foot Flesh Light or a Real Doll that just needed some food and water a few times a day.

    I was thinking the exact same thing. Definitely fits my obnoxious dumb cunt criteria. Only hot from the neck up, IMO, but I could work with that.
     
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    that the same person?
     
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    Who is this? It kinda looks like this chick that shows up on talk shows from time to time and gets millions of dollars to build a fence for cats by using her husband's connections. The only problem is the fence doesn't get built, and if someone suggests that her husband does have hollywood connections he goes ape shit on his radio show, then edits it out right after.
     
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    She's a woman of color.
     
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