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Chriza, my head almost exploded just now.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by deverrant, Sep 16, 2010.

  1. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    I signed on to facebook and was scrolling through the notifications and saw this...

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    I didn't read the name. Just saw the profile pic and skipped over the name and read what was posted. :jj:
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Oh, btw this is Chriza's profile pic for those of you who are lost (which is probably everyone)...

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    I guess this is an inside joke
     
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    Oh, I get it. You thought Chriza was going to make an honest woman out of Miss Chriza.
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    His av kinda matches the one of the chick who's announcing she's getting married.
    I saw the av, assumed it was him and read the post without noticing the NAME.
    So naturally I was all "ZOMG!!!"
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Chriza would put a heart in his status update, the fag
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Hearts and Blue Stars, that's me. I'm like a walking talking box of Lucky Charms.
     
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    I'm glad you think it's funny that I almost just shit my pants...
    and I don't even poo.

    BTW I love that song.
    "You're everything a big bad wolf could want... aooooooooooooooo!"
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    You'll know when I actually get engaged, if not from my status update, then from the sound of a couple billion women all wailing at once.
     
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    Tell Malinda to learn how to spell her stupid name
     
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    She goes by "Mindy". She's a total psycho.
    She's not a friend really, just a long-time customer.
    She showed up here drunk one winter morning in a tank top because she'd broken up with her boyfriend and literally cried on my shoulder. I barely knew her at this point.
    Then she just hung out here all drunk and sobbing for like an hour. I couldn't get rid of her. (She's in her 40s BTW).

    That was only like a year and a half ago. Now she's getting married- for a 3rd time.
     
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    I can see how you'd think Chriza is marrying a guy.
     
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    Her way of announcing that she's getting married is peculiar. It's like a 20-something announcing a vacation or a highly-anticipated movie being released.
     
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    :mad:
     
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    Luv ya, Chriza.

    :smooches:
     
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    Chizra does your girlfriend know about this site too?
     
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    Not as far as I know...
     
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    Now we can share everything!!:cheer:




    :hhh:
     
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