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WTF CUNT Ex Wife

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Pelicanman, Jun 14, 2019.

  1. Pelicanman

    Pelicanman Engorged Member Gold

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    This is a new topic for me on messageboards. I have seldom talked about my former bride. In any event, the crazy daffy cunt dyed my seven year old daughters hair fucking BLUE. Absurd. I wasn’t consulted. Instead I pick them up this evening and am greeted by this travesty. On Father’s Day weekend no less. Some passive aggressive shit. She knew me for many years. Would have to have known I’d flip my fucking dome. Ri-goddamn-diuclois. Now I have to walk around with this child all weekend and look like a weirdo parent that gives in to a child’s retarded whims. I was going to take them to my Country Club too. Can’t now. I’m livid.
     
  2. Summer

    Summer Banned User VIP Gold

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    You mean the park district golf course, you don’t make enough to belong to a country club.


    Anyway, I agree. That’s fucked up.
     
  3. Caomhan

    Caomhan Titties and Beer Gold

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    Shave her head before you send her back.
     
  4. Pelicanman

    Pelicanman Engorged Member Gold

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    I most certainly do belong to one.
     
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    Bungzilla Well-Known Member VIP

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    dye it back to her hair color. Cunt wife :owned:
     
  6. Pelicanman

    Pelicanman Engorged Member Gold

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    theres a thought
     
  7. FunnyFarm2

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    That was my thought as well :jj:
     
  8. Pelicanman

    Pelicanman Engorged Member Gold

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    Aww.. my little girl gets to me. She said, “Please, don’t wash it out, daddy.” And cried.
     
  9. Bungzilla

    Bungzilla Well-Known Member VIP

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    Speaking of cunts I guess summer has me block for some reason
     
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  10. Don Julio

    Don Julio Super Steamy Gold

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    Guy cant even afford a dermatologist and he's bragging about his country club :jj:
     
  11. BobWeired

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    Leave her alone and try not to hurt yourself while she’s in your possession
     
  12. Summer

    Summer Banned User VIP Gold

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    :jj: I do?
     
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  13. Pelicanman

    Pelicanman Engorged Member Gold

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    My skin is as clear now as your Tinder likes, faggot. Doxycycline is a wonder drug. Eat my ass.
     
  14. ericd

    ericd We both know what memories can bring Gold

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    Went through this passive-aggressive bullshit for years. I know it's hard but you got to act like none of it bothers you. The worst thing that you can do is stick your daughter in the middle of a pissing war between you and the ex. I ate a lot of shit when my daughter was younger but it was all worth it now that she's an adult and can see how things really were without any prodding from me
     
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    I bet next time you pick your kids up she's gonna have your son wearing dress. :grad:
     
  16. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Suddenly I long for a Hal Needham film... Gold

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    Did your daughter want it blue or was it done against her will?
     
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  18. Pelicanman

    Pelicanman Engorged Member Gold

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    And I wasn’t bragging about the Country Club, my firm pays for it for me. I don’t. I’m a cheap bastard.
     
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    That is horrible. Your ex should have consulted you but if your daughter likes it, I guess leave it be for now. Go to Chuck E. Cheese or something.
     
  20. potroast

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    :lol:
     
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