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Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Sloppyjoe, Jun 14, 2019.

  1. Sloppyjoe

    Sloppyjoe ENHANCED HUMAN Gold

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    Was just in my docs office on Tuesday for blood work. My cholesterol, triglycerides, blood pressure all perfect.

    Sent blood off for more labs for liver, kidney, prostate, testosterone etc.

    Office called and left me a message saying he wanted me back in to go over lab results.

    Heading in now.
     
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  2. AcquiringSignal

    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP

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    You had a good run. :beer:
     
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  3. Walygatr

    Walygatr VIP Extreme Gold

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    FtT Well-Known Member VIP

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    You're pregnant

    :party:
     
  5. Snort

    Snort Beep beep, Richie. VIP Gold

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    See? Goes to show...never pays to get that shit checked. :grad:
     
  6. Walygatr

    Walygatr VIP Extreme Gold

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    Amen brother. No news is good news.
     
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  7. telecaster

    telecaster Well-Known Member

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    Seriously. Good luck, hermano.
     
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    Good night funny man
     
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    Hate that shit. Good luck
     
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    Best Wishes.

     
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    Looks like he didn’t make it. We would already be pilfering his office supplies at my work.
     
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    Mind the needles
     
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    Dibs on his Man City memorabilia and French sports cars.
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP Gold

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  17. Sloppyjoe

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    It appears I'll live.


    The doctor is just perplexed in a good way and wanted go verify some information about my steroid usage because for as little as I am using (250mg per week) my test is at 1500+ and likely over 2000. 1000 is considered freakishly high if natural. So my test is likely 4 to 6 times that of a normal man.

    But, he wanted some information for his records because of my lowish dosages to high numbers and my liver, kidneys, prostate all being perfectly normal and healthy.

    My cholesterol has improved dramatically over the past 2 years and triglycerides plummeted.

    Along with my heart echo and stress test results from last year which showed no enlargement of the heart and no blockages, he is just wanted to check and recheck numbers and go over my exact regimen. Eating, workouts, supplements, prescription meds I take and the exact dosages, types and schedule of steroids i use.

    He said of his older Male patients on test for TRT he is trying to learn from me and my case and see if there is something that can correlate to improving those mens results.

    I told him the gal that called and left a message needs to add into her voicemails that when something isn't critical to say so, because it freaked me out.
     
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  18. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Suddenly I long for a Hal Needham film... Gold

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  19. Sloppyjoe

    Sloppyjoe ENHANCED HUMAN Gold

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    how fucking dare you
     
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  20. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Wakeup. Work. Workout. Partake.

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    Lucky - I want to try roids, been working out for last five yrs straight. Up to 70 lb dumbbell curls. And congrats on not dying