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Derelict Palooza

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lemmy, Jan 26, 2013.

  1. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    They are having a giveaway for the homeless this morning. On the list along with coats/hats/underwear/etc. is household cleaning supplies. WTF. Why give household cleaning supplies to people without households?

    They also have stations for haircuts, med exams, HIV screenings, etc......oh and MASSAGES/REIKI.

    I'm not as bitter as I sometimes come across but this shit ALWAYS turns into a clusterfuck. Lots of the fine folks here deserve a helping hand and some compassion. Then there are some of them that are just assholes. I've only been here an hour and have already thrown a handful out for being unwilling to wait their turn and just being general fuckfaces.

    Some volunteers are looking pretty shell shocked.....always priceless. :jj:

    Maybe I shoulda went to college or finished learning to weld professionally. :facepalm:
     
  2. GHP

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    Dude you owe me
     
  3. AmishGirl

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    This is going on in your workplace I'm assuming? :dontknow:
     
  4. Lemmy

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    Why do I owe you? You work and take care of yourself.....as it should be.
     
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    Would like a massage
     
  6. Shine

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    I wanna happy ending with my massage :woot:
     
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    Ask for the Reiki
     
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    Is she hot?
     
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    Lemmy kicked her out
     
  10. Lemmy

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    They couldn't boil their hands enough to touch me at this point.
     
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    :pissed: Lemmy
     
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    Think of the free PineSol©
     
  13. keywordpk

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    We should have come down for that before we left for Chicago.

    :doh:
     
  14. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    It is my assignment to help maintain some order today yes.
     
  15. Shine

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    Use the taser....THE TAZER
     
  16. Lemmy

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    They have brown bag lunches if you'd like to head back.
     
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    What's in the lunch? :munch:
     
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    Which race is most-represented so far? Who's Number One?
     
  19. Lemmy

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    Looks like a sammich with mystery meat, an apple or orange, Doritos, small bag of carrots and a Nutrigrain bar. Not sure of what's being done for beverages. Colt 45, OE 800, Gin & Juice ?????
     
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    Say no more! :cheer: