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Misc. Describe yourself

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BennyMuso, Jul 12, 2019.

  1. BennyMuso

    BennyMuso Limey MBE VIP Gold

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    Pretend your giving the police a description of someone and that someone is you.
     
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  2. RobsDad

    RobsDad Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    6'1...194 lbs. Salt and Pepper hair.
    Devastatingly handsome.
     
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  3. Caomhan

    Caomhan Daddy, I need a job Gold

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    Godlike
     
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  4. BennyMuso

    BennyMuso Limey MBE VIP Gold

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    I thought I saw you on the news.

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  5. Westerberg

    Westerberg Nowhere is my home. 2010 OG Gold

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    Fat, drunk, and stupid.
     
  6. Caomhan

    Caomhan Daddy, I need a job Gold

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    That's no way to go through life, son
     
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  7. billyc

    billyc Well-Known Member VIP

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    I’m fucking amazing. The absolute opposite of bennymuso.
     
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  8. BennyMuso

    BennyMuso Limey MBE VIP Gold

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    A tall tale if ever I heard one. :fil:
     
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  9. RaeRae

    RaeRae Rae Gold

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    5’4” tall, 114 lbs. dark brown eyes, dark brown medium length hair. No scars or distinctive markings, sometimes walks with a slight limp. (Hip injury suffered during touch football game with sons) Said to resemble Marie Osmond. :facepalm:.
     
  10. Whipping Post

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    20190712_021733.jpg

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  11. RaeRae

    RaeRae Rae Gold

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    Whipping Post FIGJAM VIP

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    My old lady had one. Two months of hell but well worth it. :cool:
     
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    BennyMuso Limey MBE VIP Gold

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    :marx2:
     
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  14. josephJ

    josephJ Well-Known Member

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    Jim from The Office.
    6'0 175
    Drinking a can of seltzer.
     
  15. greenchiclets

    greenchiclets Living in the 70's

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    So you look like one of the most beautiful woman of all time?
    Um, call me? :dontknow:
     
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    Eggrollz Well-Known Member VIP

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    I’m 8 feet tall, I weigh 20 pounds, and I speaks Puerto Rican.
     
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    Gomez VIP Extreme Gold

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    Hey, I'm Fred the Cancerian from New Jersey
    I like collecting records and exploring the cave of the unknown!

    Hello, I'm Cindy, I'm a Pisces and I like Chihuahuas and Chinese noodles!

    Hi, my name is Ricky and I'm a Pisces
    I love computers and hot tamales
    Hey, I'm Kate and I am a Taurus
    I love tomatoes and black-capped chickadees!

    Hey, my name is Keith and I'm a Scorpio from Athens, GA and I like to find the essence from within.
     
  18. ljc

    ljc fish sucks on the stick Gold

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    6’7”
    302 lbs
    24” Biceps
    Long flowing blonde hair
    Bronze tan
     
  19. Snort

    Snort Beep beep, Richie. Gold

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    Who me I'm just a regular type with a huge cock.
     
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    Snort Beep beep, Richie. Gold

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    Are they 24" pythons? :fil:
     
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