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Misc. Describe yourself

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BennyMuso, Jul 12, 2019.

  1. Ace

    Ace That weird guy Gold

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    I look like Burt Reynolds......











    ..... right before he died.
     
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  2. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken Bizarre Love Triangle VIP

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    l am 6'2", with dark hair... "athletic build from football, and I'm considered good-looking by my friends. "I'm not boastful, but I must explain... "for the sake of clarity, that I am relatively well equipped... "with 10 inches of solid man-meat. "Still, it has been a dry season as far as girls are concerned."
     
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  3. Walygatr

    Walygatr VIP Extreme Gold

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    I'd describe my burly self but you guys would all be sporting boners the rest of the day.
     
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  4. sstressed

    sstressed VIP Extreme Gold

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    there's a 10ish year period where any pictures that have me in it has me covering my face or it's the back of my head. i never had anything in my name, i also used a different name for most people who "knew" me. it was fun.


    so officer, i'm ;6' 2", a lovely coconut skinnded, glasses wearing, curly black haired dude with an accent. might be french or nigerian.

    :hat:
     
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  5. sstressed

    sstressed VIP Extreme Gold

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    i read burly and thought of when billy and fredd would do gay raymond burr.
     
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  6. RaeRae

    RaeRae Rae Gold

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    I don’t consider her one of the most beautiful people of all time. I don’t think I look like her. There might be a resemblance. My husband thinks I look like Barbie Benton. My brother thinks I look like Valerie Bertinelli.
    I think I look like me. :dontknow:
     
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  7. x76

    x76 giant monster Gold

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    I look weird.
     
  8. Caomhan

    Caomhan Daddy, I need a job Gold

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    You are a real American
     
  9. Mama looka

    Mama looka Well-Known Member

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    Fat guy with a beard.

    Go to google image. Look up Dom DeLuise. Now look up Luciano Pavarotti. Then look for someone who looks just like that.

    This is why I can never commit a crime. I'm the easiest person in the world to pick out of a lineup.
     
  10. duuuude

    duuuude Well-Known Member

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    I put the FU in FUN
     
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  11. greenchiclets

    greenchiclets Living in the 70's

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    So, a combination of Marie Osmond, Valerie Bertinelli, and Barbi Benton? THREE of the world's most beautiful women?
    :evil:
     
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  12. RaeRae

    RaeRae Rae Gold

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    LOL! The common denominator in this group is the nose! I have a small nose like the above group.
    If I was one of the most beautiful women in the world, I would be famous.
     
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  13. MorningSong13

    MorningSong13 Well-Known Member

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    Owen Wilson if he was stung by bees.
     
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    The Booey Well-Known Member Banned User

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    leather jacket ... white t-shirt ... sweater vest ... devastatingly handsome
     
  15. greenchiclets

    greenchiclets Living in the 70's

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    You are famous. Here.
     
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    Slice Well-Known Member VIP

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    I sort of look like that guy.... you know... that guy... He was on that show with what's-her- name. She'd always come out wearing that thing while complaining about the crazy uncle... or was he the cousin? ... Great memories!
     
  17. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Triple B in da house! Gold

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    Total nobody
    Devoid of anything useful.
     
  18. City Poster

    City Poster Pronounced: ˈSHidē Pōstər Gold

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    Cock strong
     
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    RaeRae Rae Gold

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    You’re too kind. :flowers:
     
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  20. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank Gold

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    Absolutely Perfect

     
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