Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BennyMuso, Jul 12, 2019.
I look like Burt Reynolds......
..... right before he died.
l am 6'2", with dark hair... "athletic build from football, and I'm considered good-looking by my friends. "I'm not boastful, but I must explain... "for the sake of clarity, that I am relatively well equipped... "with 10 inches of solid man-meat. "Still, it has been a dry season as far as girls are concerned."
I'd describe my burly self but you guys would all be sporting boners the rest of the day.
there's a 10ish year period where any pictures that have me in it has me covering my face or it's the back of my head. i never had anything in my name, i also used a different name for most people who "knew" me. it was fun.
so officer, i'm ;6' 2", a lovely coconut skinnded, glasses wearing, curly black haired dude with an accent. might be french or nigerian.
i read burly and thought of when billy and fredd would do gay raymond burr.
I don’t consider her one of the most beautiful people of all time. I don’t think I look like her. There might be a resemblance. My husband thinks I look like Barbie Benton. My brother thinks I look like Valerie Bertinelli.
I think I look like me.
I look weird.
You are a real American
Fat guy with a beard.
Go to google image. Look up Dom DeLuise. Now look up Luciano Pavarotti. Then look for someone who looks just like that.
This is why I can never commit a crime. I'm the easiest person in the world to pick out of a lineup.
I put the FU in FUN
So, a combination of Marie Osmond, Valerie Bertinelli, and Barbi Benton? THREE of the world's most beautiful women?
LOL! The common denominator in this group is the nose! I have a small nose like the above group.
If I was one of the most beautiful women in the world, I would be famous.
Owen Wilson if he was stung by bees.
leather jacket ... white t-shirt ... sweater vest ... devastatingly handsome
You are famous. Here.
I sort of look like that guy.... you know... that guy... He was on that show with what's-her- name. She'd always come out wearing that thing while complaining about the crazy uncle... or was he the cousin? ... Great memories!
Devoid of anything useful.
You’re too kind.