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Misc. Describe yourself

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BennyMuso, Jul 12, 2019.

  1. iceguy

    iceguy Well-Known Member

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    As a young boy, I had a crush on her, first tinglings in my pants. :lickme:
     
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  2. SternsEgo

    SternsEgo Edit: Spelling. Gold

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    4 ft, belly, live in a van, yell at women at bagel shops.
     
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  3. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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  4. YouveSaidItAll

    YouveSaidItAll Well-Known Member

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    Wide cock
     
  5. wensday

    wensday Chernobyl Fleshlite Gold

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    Narrow slot.
     
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  6. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank Gold

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    Hey now!

     
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  7. Sloppyjoe

    Sloppyjoe ENHANCED HUMAN Gold

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    Too late
     
  8. Sloppyjoe

    Sloppyjoe ENHANCED HUMAN Gold

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    You look like abe froman?
     
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    Sloppyjoe ENHANCED HUMAN Gold

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    I get Tom hardy pretty often
     
  10. BennyMuso

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    You wish. :jj:
     
  11. EarthDawgFred

    EarthDawgFred Well-Known Member

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    The Sausage King of Chicago?
     
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  12. Turkeyneck

    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me VIP

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    just a jacked white boy...
     
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    Slice Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'm very white and plastic looking. Oops, I forgot to turn the mirror around.
     
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    Think George Clooney only taller and better looking.
     
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    The Booey Well-Known Member Banned User

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