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DHS Has A New Mantra For YOU!!! ***RUN, HIDE, SCISSORS***

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by ELMACO510, Jan 31, 2013.

  1. ELMACO510

    ELMACO510 Resident Asshole VIP

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    I think most, particularly those of us who have served our country/ community as military, police, fire, are familiar with the four life saving steps; start the breathing, stop the bleeding, protect the wound, treat for shock - a basic, easy to remember mantra that sticks with you in the most chaotic of situations.

    Now, the DHS has a new mantra that all Americans should learn; RUN, HIDE, SCISSORS. If you can't run, hide, if you can't hide, and all else fails, attack the armed lunatic with a pair of scissors.

    Got it! Thanks DHS!
    :buhbye:, :chair:, :poke:

    [video=youtube;oI5EoWBRYmo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=oI5EoWBRYmo[/video]
     
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    vaginapoosie black magic woman VIP

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    [video=youtube_share;ByZqx30OvVs]http://youtu.be/ByZqx30OvVs[/video]
     
  3. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    Shoot, Shoot and reload. :killit: